IF IT’S HIMPORTANT, I’LL DO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT HERE!
Sometimes I do book-signings and other hevents when you can come and say Hello Luffly Boykin to Worzel Wooface. I will put all the hinformation in here when that does happen. Anyboddedy is very quite welcome to come along to these fings so long as they is gentle and kind. And bring cheese.
And if somefing super fabumazing and himportant does happen I will also do putting it here. I might also let Mum put stuff in this bit of my website as very well.