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IT STARTED WITH A BLOG

I’d honly binned living with my forever famberly for a few weeks when I did decide that I need to start keeping a diary.
In case I did need it in the future as hevidence. Or somefing like that.
Turns out I didn’t need it as hevidence cos I did like living here very quite a lot and a lot.
But peoples did very quite like reading it and some did say it was actual funny and did make their day.
ukbaAnd my blog even made it to the finals of the Blog Awards !!
So I has carried on writing about my life and my famberly.

And the cats.

Bitey-facey with Benji
I are pleased to say I has not had to do teaching Benji about bitey-facey and he is very quite gentle at it too.
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#HeartMelts xxx

5 hours ago
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You look like best buddies already.

5 hours ago
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awwww - gorgeous, you cold be brothers! would you come and teach my black beasties about not biting face?

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Just lovely โค You've made my day Worzel ๐Ÿ˜Š

5 hours ago
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What a beautiful pair! They are so alike.

5 hours ago
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Gosh Worzel, he is like another you isn't he! (although there could never be another you)

5 hours ago
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George Worzel does the bitey face

5 hours ago
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You two look great together, ask mummy if you can keep him ๐Ÿ˜Š

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He is so lovely ๐Ÿ˜Ž and he is allowed up on the bed with you.

5 hours ago
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Wen iz ye henterin a actcheral bitey-facey compertishun, then?

5 hours ago
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He's luvverly !

5 hours ago
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Worzel that iz wunderful hexperience becoz at wun time you didz not like yor space hinvaded & now luk at yoo !

5 hours ago
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Aww those Ears ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

5 hours ago
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I see you haz been teaching him about very actual B.E.D.S. Excerlent work.

5 hours ago
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So lovely ๐Ÿ˜

4 hours ago
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Kay

4 hours ago

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They make a delightful pair.

4 hours ago
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Narrrr dats luberlees

4 hours ago
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Aww. Best buds. ๐Ÿ˜˜

4 hours ago
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How gorgeous you are

4 hours ago
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Am i seeing double???๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Millie and Izzie call it playing crocodiles!!

4 hours ago
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Ian Dickson <3

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Micky Watts look - it is 2 Daves! ๐Ÿ˜€

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***FUGE NOOS***

I has got a noo foster brother. He did honly arrive last night so it is quite very actual early days for the luffly boykin so all I can currently do saying about him is that he is booful and a big baby and his name is Benji.
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***FUGE NOOS***

I has got a noo foster brother. He did honly arrive last night so it is quite very actual early days for the luffly boykin so all I can currently do saying about him is that he is booful and a big baby and his name is Benji.

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He is booful xx

1 day ago
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Congratulations on your noo brother Worzel x

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Welcome Benji x

1 day ago
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Oooh, confrGulations for a new brover and playmate. You will be having wonderful times togever, and get into all sorts of mischeef. I am looking forward to heari g all about your hadventure

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Oh he is a handsome boykin! Good luck with your big brother rope showing ๐Ÿ™‚

1 day ago
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Iโ€™m sure you will be hever so clever at showing how to be as wonderful a Boykin as you is.

1 day ago
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make sure you show him toys and cheese as well as ropes Worzel Wooface I bet you make the bestest big brother.

1 day ago
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You will have to love him and look after him. I'm sure you'll do a great job.

1 day ago
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You will be the luffliest role model, Worzel Wooface, you is going to do this himportant work to the very bestest of your habil-ity. Benji will be doppted by a famberly that it will be your very himportant work, to help mum find. I fink, there will be a lot and a lot of bitza-cheese for you hand Benji and a lot and a lot of cup-a-teas and wine for mum, hover the next few weeks ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

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welcome Benji. you are very booful. X

1 day ago
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Heโ€™s โ€˜ansome Worz . Looks quite calm like you

1 day ago
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He is gorgeous but not as handsome as you Worzel. Sure you will take him under your wing and look after him. Hope he settles ok xx๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ

1 day ago
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He is a mini Woo!

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He very actual is booful! Congratulations Worzel on the noo luffly boykin.

1 day ago
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Oh my word! He is gorgeous.

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OND Worzel Wooface a new brovver welcome to the fold Benji

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Hello Benji! Help him out Worzel!

1 day ago
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Your foster bruvver is nearly as scrummy as you Worzel โค

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He do luks sad anyhoo you is lukky to has im he might end up nearly as luffly as yoo but not clevver henuff to write buckes !!!

1 day ago
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What a bootful boy you are Benji , you couldn't be in a nicer home and Worzel will look after you ๐Ÿ‘x

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Heโ€™s very handsome.

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O Worzel yer new chum is boofool just like you. ๐Ÿ˜

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Dare I say I hope your muvva has a 'foster fail' and you have him as a proper bruvva soon ๐Ÿ™‚

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Welcome Benji x

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I are sorry it has tooked so very actual long to let everyboddedy know about my Dinner-Ay test results. The Wisdom Panel peoples were quite very quick but we had to do some talking with them very first.

Well, we didn't. We could just dunned saying ooh-that's-hinteresting and Moved On. But the fing with my Mum is that she is Never Wrong. Ask Dad if you don't believe me...

Anyway, Mum tooked one look at the results and did decide that the results must be wrong cos Greyhounds and Salukis does not have beards. So, Mum did contacting the science people in Hamerica.... and that's when it got really, wheely hinteresting.

(I should actual say that it's not just Mum who can do contacting them - anyboddedy can do it if they fink the results is weird but Be. Warned. these peoples has got letters after their names and they know a lot and a lot about jeans... It all got very quite complercated)

So - basically - Mum wanted to know about my hibrows and my beard and all my fur. In Dinner-Ay circles my furry bits is called furnishings wot confuddled me a bit cos I fort furnishing were sofas. And basically tell them that they had missed a bit. Hobviously...

So (and please do bearing with me cos I does not have letters after my name but I did do a bit of checking with Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert and she finks I has got this right)... somewhere in me there is a Dommy-nant Jean for all the furry stuff. Honly 1 jean which is why it didn't show up in the test cos there isn't a confuser big a very nuff to get down to that much detail currently available for dogs... And it would take For Hever. And after a lot and a lot of chatting and re-running the tests to look for likely fings wot might have gived me that jean, the most likely fing is a Portuguese Pondengo. OR, it could be that the Portuguese Pondengo got the same jean as I did get a quite very long time ago.

How-very-ever, that is not the most actual hinteresting fing about me. It turns out that lookering at my dna and my doggy ancestors, that I was most very likely a planned puppy. Cos there is too many simmy-larities in my ancesters on both sides for it to have binned an haccident. (And if you do finking about it, there is quite a lot and a lot of doggys wot do look quite very simmy-lar to me. I is 'fashionable' happarently...)

So the chances is are that I was part of the planned litter and dunned delibarately. Like there aren't a very nuff lurchers in the actual world...
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I are sorry it has tooked so very actual long to let everyboddedy know about my Dinner-Ay test results. The Wisdom Panel peoples were quite very quick but we had to do some talking with them very first.

Well, we didnt. We could just dunned saying ooh-thats-hinteresting and Moved On. But the fing with my Mum is that she is Never Wrong. Ask Dad if you dont believe me...

Anyway, Mum tooked one look at the results and did decide that the results must be wrong cos Greyhounds and Salukis does not have beards. So, Mum did contacting the science people in Hamerica.... and thats when it got really, wheely hinteresting.

(I should actual say that its not just Mum who can do contacting them - anyboddedy can do it if they fink the results is weird but Be. Warned. these peoples has got letters after their names and they know a lot and a lot about jeans... It all got very quite complercated)

So - basically - Mum wanted to know about my hibrows and my beard and all my fur. In Dinner-Ay circles my furry bits is called furnishings wot confuddled me a bit cos I fort furnishing were sofas. And basically tell them that they had missed a bit. Hobviously...

So (and please do bearing with me cos I does not have letters after my name but I did do a bit of checking with Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert and she finks I has got this right)... somewhere in me there is a Dommy-nant Jean for all the furry stuff. Honly 1 jean which is why it didnt show up in the test cos there isnt a confuser big a very nuff to get down to that much detail currently available for dogs... And it would take For Hever. And after a lot and a lot of chatting and re-running the tests to look for likely fings wot might have gived me that jean, the most likely fing is a Portuguese Pondengo. OR, it could be that the Portuguese Pondengo got the same jean as I did get a quite very long time ago.

How-very-ever, that is not the most actual hinteresting fing about me. It turns out that lookering at my dna and my doggy ancestors, that I was most very likely a planned puppy. Cos there is too many simmy-larities in my ancesters on both sides for it to have binned an haccident. (And if you do finking about it, there is quite a lot and a lot of doggys wot do look quite very simmy-lar to me. I is fashionable happarently...)

So the chances is are that I was part of the planned litter and dunned delibarately. Like there arent a very nuff lurchers in the actual world...

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Woop woop I said there was Saluki in there your very poshness luffs you Worzel xx

2 days ago   ·  2
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Wot hever jeans yoo haz Worzel that makes yoo fasshunabble yoo is luffly boykin. Much luved XX

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How hinteresting Worzel.

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What a fascinating boykin you is!!

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Wow! That were incredibly hinteresting but l still finks you is Younique xxxx

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That is hindeed very hinteresting Worzel!! Portuguese Pondengos are not the only hairy types with beards though. Roxy Dog is a Wire Haired Spanish Podenco and she has lovely bushy hi-brows and a cool lady beard xx.

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Worzel, the world is still nicer place with you in it. Lufflee boykins.xx

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Its worth speaking to the DNA companies when we have such special dogs as our first round came back Corgi/Daschund/Greyhound ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Turns out they remove Saluki unless requested as it throws other lesser dogโ€™s results!! Please see my very long legged not corgi/Dashaund at all Chloe (who ended up 3/4 saluki and 1/4 Greyhound after all)

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Very interesting Worzel. I had to look up podengos to find out what they were. I love you however your genes are mixed.

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And nobody mentioned your wonderful ears, Worzel! Sometimes they look as though they live an independent life of their own! Theyโ€™re fab though, wherever they came from! As are you. xxx

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Its all so interesting and I can understand why you queried the results....although Jasper came back pretty much what we were expecting and I had no reason to query it, I was very tempted to send another sample to a totally different company just to see whether they agreed...because soooo many people still say to us "Hes lovely, but WHAT is he?..." hes border collie/flat coat retriever with a smidgeon of spaniel btw...x

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Wow, that is indeed very compleracated! You do look quite the pic of that beautiful Pondengo and also like some hairy Podencos I've seen pics of. How very ever, what is certain is that you is a very handsome, clever and unique boykin ๐Ÿ˜„

2 days ago
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just what I love: an informative and very actual entertaining post of Himportant Stuff!

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Wow, find you post both interesting and amusing Worzel. Thank you special boy ๐Ÿ’™ x

2 days ago
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Interesting Worzel. Hazel is a Portuguese Podenca. Here she is

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Well that's very hinteresting luffly boykin. Whatever jeans you has got you is very hansome and splendid.

2 days ago
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It is all very interesting, I must say๐Ÿ˜€

2 days ago
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Don't care wot jeans you have you are a gorgeous luffly boykin x

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Paddy is Saluki Greyhound cross so could be your very distant cousin.

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Gud grayshussness, Wooface! Eye shall have too b readin this a lot and a actcheral lot!

2 days ago
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Ok posh paws xx

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You do look a lot like a podenco Worzel. We have Spanish ones and some are really very hairy.

2 days ago
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Whatever you are you are most certainly gorgeous Worzel!๐Ÿ˜xx

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I second that. You are the most gorgeous Worzel ever. Xx

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But worzel you are unique a one off ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Somefing fabumazing and quite very hexciting happened today. And also actual shocking. Now, friends that have followed along on my hadventures for a lot and a lot will know that I has never binned keen on Finding A Hobby.

Hobbies - as far as I are actual concerned do lead to all kinds of dangerous fings like dancing. And I aren't never, HEVER doing dancing...

But today, I did have a go at somefing called Hoopers wot is a bit like hagility without the jumping. Jumping is somefing I are not actual talented at a very tall and cos we do go away on the boat, it isn't somefing Mum wants me to get good at.

Anyway... Hoopers is all about knowing your left and your right and running through fings and round barrels... and There. Was. A. Tunnel. Mum did wonder if I would take one actual look at The. Tunnel and do running away bravely. But Kite was there to show me some ropes and there was more treats floating about than I has ever seen before. So when Kite did decide to go through the tunnel... SO DID I!!!! Mum nearly dropped actual down dead on the floor. And she did so many blinking squealings and well-done-Wizzy-Wooface words that I did do it again.

So, I dunno how this has actual happened, but I do seem to have founded myself A Hobby. Now all I has got to do is teach Mum her left, from her not-that-way-you-stoopid-woman-the-other-left...
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Somefing fabumazing and quite very hexciting happened today. And also actual shocking. Now, friends that have followed along on my hadventures for a lot and a lot will know that I has never binned keen on Finding A Hobby.

Hobbies - as far as I are actual concerned do lead to all kinds of dangerous fings like dancing. And I arent never, HEVER doing dancing...

But today, I did have a go at somefing called Hoopers wot is a bit like hagility without the jumping. Jumping is somefing I are not actual talented at a very tall and cos we do go away on the boat, it isnt somefing Mum wants me to get good at.

Anyway... Hoopers is all about knowing your left and your right and running through fings and round barrels... and There. Was. A. Tunnel. Mum did wonder if I would take one actual look at The. Tunnel and do running away bravely. But Kite was there to show me some ropes and there was more treats floating about than I has ever seen before. So when Kite did decide to go through the tunnel... SO DID I!!!! Mum nearly dropped actual down dead on the floor. And she did so many blinking squealings and well-done-Wizzy-Wooface words that I did do it again. 

So, I dunno how this has actual happened, but I do seem to have founded myself A Hobby. Now all I has got to do is teach Mum her left, from her not-that-way-you-stoopid-woman-the-other-left...

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Well done Worzel. What a brave Boykin. I'm sure your Mum was very very proud. ๐Ÿ˜˜

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My club has started doing hooper's. Given that I had to give up agility because of my bad knees, we're going to have a go when we can.

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Nice one Worzel. Did you ever get your DNA test results?

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Well done Worzel ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Well done Worzel. Glad you enjoyed yourself ๐Ÿ’™

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Well done Worzel. Tell mummy to look at the back of her hands if her fingers are pointing up and she stretches her thumb out as close to sideways as possible โœ‹ and it looks like an L thatโ€™s her left hand.

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Oh worzel !!!!! Millie and Izzie think you is just humouring your mum !!! XXX

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Fab pictures, well done worzel. X

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WELL DONE Worzel!!!!

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Poppy 'Popstar' WhippetAwesome Worzel, just wait til you get a bit more practice and you can add in zoomies as well!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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Brill

5 days ago
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Brilliant Worzel, well done, especially the tunnel. I think you may turn out to be a lot braver than you think xxx

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Wow looks like you all super fun ๐Ÿ˜€

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Bravo Worzel xx

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Well done Worzel You is a very clever Boykin

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So glad you enjoyed it worzel. What a brave boy. ๐Ÿ˜

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Well done Worzelly one. Fabulous photos too xxx

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Well done Worzel, my furry grandchild does do hoopers, happerently it is very good for slightly broken, not a pup anymore Staffies๐Ÿ˜‰

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Brilliant- now please let my 2 know ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Worzel you dids wondefulls today, and I am in luffs with you, from your new friend Lottie xxxx....ps to worzel's mum, my mummy says it was nice day and hope.to meet again soon! We were on the presence of an actual soooper star โญ

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Well done Worzel!! This is MiMi Eliza, she has dunned hoopers too, she even got a certiflicate for it ๐Ÿ˜ƒ she did try agility but her legs don't jump high enough xx

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Well done Worzel!

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Clever boy Worzelxx

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Congratulations Worzel!! Such a clever boy!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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Clever Worsel

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I are Maisie's bestest best friend again. It seems to happen every so often and it is all because she is hinseason and that makes her fink I are worth hinvestigating.

To be very quite honest, I aren't nearly as hinteresting as Maisie seems to fink and I has not got the where-wivval, Dad says.

How-very-ever, I are quite happy to pretend I are super hexciting for a few weeks and I shall be using this actual time to remind Maisie how to do running and playing and mainly not lying asleep by the fire. Cos a luffly boykin has got to do taking fuge hadvantage of all hoppertunies that is frown in his way. And if that means Maisie frowing herself at me, then I will work with that fing whilst it is hanging about. Cos soon, she will fink I are Not. Worth. Bothering. With and I shall honly have Kite to play with again.
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I are Maisies bestest best friend again. It seems to happen every so often and it is all because she is hinseason and that makes her fink I are worth hinvestigating.

To be very quite honest, I arent nearly as hinteresting as Maisie seems to fink and I has not got the where-wivval, Dad says. 

How-very-ever, I are quite happy to pretend I are super hexciting for a few weeks and I shall be using this actual time to remind Maisie how to do running and playing and mainly not lying asleep by the fire. Cos a luffly boykin has got to do taking fuge hadvantage of all hoppertunies that is frown in his way. And if that means Maisie frowing herself at me, then I will work with that fing whilst it is hanging about. Cos soon, she will fink I are Not. Worth. Bothering. With and I shall honly have Kite to play with again.

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I do fink you is always worth bothering with, do hoomans count ๐Ÿ˜‰ x

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Have fun Worzel

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It is sad, but probably true Worzel. Howveryever, I think you are VERY worth bothering with all the time and enjoy all your very luffly boykin posts AND books!!!

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you are a perfick gentleman

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Well done at being such a good friend !

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Enjoy your fun time with Maisie while you can, Worzel! Xx ๐Ÿ’–

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Have fun luffly boykin, whilst you can!

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Us woomen are nut wurf boverin wiv, weese is very hormonal!!! I fink you is luverly. If yous is passin here in Brittany anytime you can stays wiv de gang xxxxx

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You is habsolutely right to make the most of it all... girl dogs is odd that way but it appens and there is nothing to stop you having a bit of game playing fun in the meantime and it wont do her any harm either!!!

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Make the most of it whilst it lasts Worzel! Women are very fickle!

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Gotta take advantage worzel !!!

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"How-very-ever", My new most favorite Worzel speak! You are one handsome boy! Love the pic.

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It is called hunbridleded lust Worzel,mek da mostest of it cos it dunt last mate.

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Maisie loves you โ€˜cos youโ€™re such a luffly Boykin Worzel.. ๐Ÿ˜

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Maisie loves you cos youโ€™re such a luffly Boykin Worzel ๐Ÿ˜

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you a great friend worzel

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Have fun Worzel X

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My dad sez itโ€™s very hard to hunder stand females hat all even when they are Hall hover you,

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Your situAtion resonates with me Worzel. I decided racing wasn't for me so I Purposelilly staggered home last to the finish point in three races, so to punish me I was made incompetent with girl dogs. But I got Dopted by this loverly lady who introducted me to her other family member, a girl dog muc h huger than me, but also not Interested in boy dogs in that special way. So we play-fight, chase, race (but I always win of course), and then snuggle together. That's the best part. You must tell your mum and dad pack that you should have a brover or sister to play and cufddle with, if you don't mind the limight being steeled from you. Have fun while it lastz, Worzel.

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just keep pretendering Worzel and have fun x

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Dear Worzel, as Uncle Mike, I must warn you, you are playing with fire. You have to understand the mind set of these females when they have this prediciment. One minute they can be as friendly as anything and can then change into the " devil incarnate" What ever you do, just agree with anything they say, it's safer that way as Blue, Sparky and Hagrid have found out when faced with Gypsy on PMT.

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Take one glorious April day, add one stunning location, mix in one booful boykin and add a little peace and quiet. I did have fun... and so did my mum xxx

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Wot a luky Mum

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Beautiful photos! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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Did you get your nose tapped for rolling in the bluebells, Worzel?

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You is a luffly boy!

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You are lovely Worzel.x

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Handsome boy

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Looks wonderful Worzel

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Ooh, Worzel! Woz there squirrels?!

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Gorgeous! ๐Ÿ˜

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Such happy photos

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Really lovely photos.

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So much fun for you Worzel.

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Oooh you are a booful boykin Worzel and soooo photogenic!x

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4 years ago - Wow!!!!

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Handsome boykins.x

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A truly bootiful day.

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Such a luffly boykin Worzel.xx

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Perfection Worzel. X

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Beautiful pictures and such a handsome boy

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Lovely photos. Xx

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You make the world a better place luffly boykin luv ya x

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Such a beautiful boykin ๐Ÿ˜

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Worzel Wooface added 2 new photos.

I has got a bit very behind with my Ask Huncle Worzel letters and I are very quite sorry about that fing.

Today's actual letter is from Tig about her friend Ink.

Good morning Worzel, my daft old hound needs some friendly hadvice .. he refuses point blank to eat a bone indoors so there he is this morning after wandering about with it in his mouth now standing in a blizzard to eat his breakfast , ordinarily Iโ€™d give him chicken wings or something in his bowl which he will grudgingly eat inside (Iโ€™ve managed to get him to eat small meals indoors) but today its bones because theyโ€™ve got tripe tonight .
Brother Beedoo will eat a bone anywhere but Ink remains unmovable in his eating habits.

Lo Ink and Tig!

The hole point of eatering a bone outside is because Ink does not want to do sharing. Or hexplaining to anyboddedy that he does not want to do sharing cos that might get him into fuge troubles. And bones do take a lot and a lot of eating and finking about to get them right, so he does not want to be actual disturbed.

Was Ink a rescue doggy? He might be finking someboddedy is going to pinch his bones and if that happened a lot and a lot when he was ickle it might be stucked in his brain.

To be very quite honest, if you can do actual bearing it, I would let Ink carry on with his outdoor private bone-munching, heven if the neighbours do fink you is a bit very artless making him eat outdoors. Cos otherwise he might do wot I has dunned in the past and feeling quite very hunder pressure to eat my bones somewhere quiet... and sneak off to your bed and eat them there.

He might do changing his mind heventually if he is eatering his small meals indoors but I does fink that wot with Beedoo being around he probababbly won't unless you can find somewhere completely very different for Beedoo to eat.

I hope that does reassure you that it is very ok to let Ink choose where he does want to eat his dinner but I fink you should keep a sneaky eye on actual him so he doesn't bury them in your flowers or do getting in a muddle with them if they does go down the wrong way.

From your luffly boykin

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I has got a bit very behind with my Ask Huncle Worzel letters and I are very quite sorry about that fing.

Todays actual letter is from Tig about her friend Ink. 

Good morning Worzel, my daft old hound needs some friendly hadvice .. he refuses point blank to eat a bone indoors so there he is this morning after wandering about with it in his mouth now standing in a blizzard to eat his breakfast , ordinarily Iโ€™d give him chicken wings or something in his bowl which he will grudgingly eat inside (Iโ€™ve managed to get him to eat small meals indoors) but today its bones because theyโ€™ve got tripe tonight .
Brother Beedoo will eat a bone anywhere but Ink remains unmovable in his eating habits.

Lo Ink and Tig!

The hole point of eatering a bone outside is because Ink does not want to do sharing. Or hexplaining to anyboddedy that he does not want to do sharing cos that might get him into fuge troubles. And bones do take a lot and a lot of eating and finking about to get them right, so he does not want to be actual disturbed. 

Was Ink a rescue doggy? He might be finking someboddedy is going to pinch his bones and if that happened a lot and a lot when he was ickle it might be stucked in his brain. 

To be very quite honest, if you can do actual bearing it, I would let Ink carry on with his outdoor private bone-munching, heven if the neighbours do fink you is a bit very artless making him eat outdoors. Cos otherwise he might do wot I has dunned in the past and feeling quite very hunder pressure to eat my bones somewhere quiet... and sneak off to your bed and eat them there. 

He might do changing his mind heventually if he is eatering his small meals indoors but I does fink that wot with Beedoo being around he probababbly wont unless you can find somewhere completely very different for Beedoo to eat. 

I hope that does reassure you that it is very ok to let Ink choose where he does want to eat his dinner but I fink you should keep a sneaky eye on actual him so he doesnt bury them in your flowers or do getting in a muddle with them if they does go down the wrong way.

From your luffly boykin

Worzel Wooface

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Such wise words Woo!

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Very wise words, Worzel. I can see how Inkโ€™s mum is thinking though. If anyone saw a boy eating his dinner in the snow, Iโ€™m sure weโ€™d all think how cruel his humans were. Perhaps his people could casually mention Inkโ€™s idiosyncrasies in passing?! xx

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Eye haz bean doin wunderin wot wear yore hadvice colum had actcheral gorn. Eye doo be luckin forward two reedin mor.

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Fleighbagge prefers to eat his bones and his dinner outside, even at 14, even in pouring rain and blizzards. In fact, more so as he's got older and creakier, just when you'd think he'd be looking for somewhere nice and cosy. Indoors he's the adult of the family with responsibility for making sure everyone else behaves, outdoors he can get a bit of me-time and enjoy his dinner.

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Very sensible advice Worzel.

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Yoo iz sooo wise xxxx

3 weeks ago
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You is tottally crect Worzel. You is da hagony huncle supremus. Fank you for caring bout us furries and hairys.

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Can he have a little shelter wiv no sides on at the back of the garden where he can still see everybodys but stay dry

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Perhaps he could have a nice warm coat on to eat his dinner.

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I agree with Huncle Worzel as my little Milo prefers to eat all his meals outside come rain or shine even snow. He soon comes in though afterwards.

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Such sage advice luffly boykin. My McCallan prefers to eat in peace too!

3 weeks ago
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So wize as ever Worzel. I fink perhaps Ink's mum could also make sure bones is only ever served up when the sun is out, to save poor mum feeling kwite so utterly wretched having to wotch him stand out in the cold to scoff it.

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Worzel you is a fabumazing Boykin. My mum has been feeding me outside for years and i hate eating inside. I has even a really short coat (i is a dopyman apparently ) and she does feed me raw too so sometimes it takes me ages to eat. She hates it when it is snowing/raining really hard but has the fire ready for me to warm up. She has learned that i is sooo much โ€˜appier out than in! She has tried feeding me indoors...it dont work..i bury them for Ron in her duvet!!!

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Fank yooo Worzel for your wize words , I do honestly feel heartless when Ink wants to eat outside especially when itโ€™s cold and wet , he has been with me since he was a ickle 14 week old puppy and his surrogate mummy whippet dog Weggie never badgered him or tried to eat his food and brother Beedoo did only come along when he was 6 as his other brother Ted got pneumonia and sadly crossed the rainbow bridge and he was very sad and pining being the honly pooch . But I think if you reckon heโ€™ll be happier in his own outdoor space to eat thatโ€™s ok with me , better he enjoys his bone in solitude than not eat it at all and Iโ€™d not be best pleased if he ate it or buried it in my bed ๐Ÿ˜ฉ..... although he does bury the bones occasionally in my flower pots ๐Ÿ˜‚ and he does also bark at the birds in the garden if they look like they might disturb his munching .... Thank you for cogitating this strange habit , I think youโ€™re an hexerlent agony Uncle xx

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Mickey sez โ€˜Good advice Worzel. I always eats a bone outside on the grass not patio, coz that fing can make the insides of my home very stinkysome and I donโ€™t like that smell of gone off bone. Mum is pleased wiv this coz she donโ€™t eat bone or any meat at all which is a strange hooman fing and not for luffly boykins like you and me.โ€™

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Morning Worzel ๐Ÿ˜€today is actual sunny although thereโ€™s a bit of a frost on the ground , Ink has dunned chasing the birds and woofing at them and is now happily munching on his chicken carcass in the garden away from brother Beedoo , he is very happy that you think itโ€™s ok for him to be quirky and Iโ€™m happy that you lots of peeps donโ€™t think Iโ€™m being really cruel letting him have his breakfast in the cold .... you give such good hadvice ๐Ÿ™‚

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Yesterday I wented to visit my Granny Mary and she had moved all her furniture to different places. I did find this very quite confuddling and it tooked me ages to find out where she had hidden the sofa. Heventually I did work out that it was over the other side of the room where she did usually sit.

Mum did go out to the shops and leave me with the sofa for a short while but before she went, there was lots of talk about you-aren't-going-to-move-around-whilst-I-am-gone-are-you? Granny Mary did promise that she would not do getting up with her trolley and using her electric stair chair. And stuff like that. Granny Mary did promise that she would stay sitting down and so she would not do tripping up Worzel and hurting herself. Mum said this was exerlent. Hexcept it wasn't.

Cos Mum hadn't dunned finking that Granny Mary would do falling over me: she was more actual concerned that I might get frightened by the trolley and the stair chair fing. Now she can't work out if she is a actual quite good Mum to me or a very very bad granddaughter.
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Yesterday I wented to visit my Granny Mary and she had moved all her furniture to different places. I did find this very quite confuddling and it tooked me ages to find out where she had hidden the sofa. Heventually I did work out that it was over the other side of the room where she did usually sit.

Mum did go out to the shops and leave me with the sofa for a short while but before she went, there was lots of talk about you-arent-going-to-move-around-whilst-I-am-gone-are-you? Granny Mary did promise that she would not do getting up with her trolley and using her electric stair chair. And stuff like that. Granny Mary did promise that she would stay sitting down and so she would not do tripping up Worzel and hurting herself. Mum said this was exerlent. Hexcept it wasnt. 

Cos Mum hadnt dunned finking that Granny Mary would do falling over me: she was more actual concerned that I might get frightened by the trolley and the stair chair fing. Now she cant work out if she is a actual quite good Mum to me or a very very bad granddaughter.

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I think that she was quite clever because if you did get scared you would have panicked and Granny Mary could have been actual hurt then ๐Ÿ˜Š

4 weeks ago
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End result... safe dog, safe human. So all is well

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She is a good Mum AND a good Granddaughter

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You look very handsome sitting on the settee. Glad both Granny Mary and you were safe

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You look Gawgus Worzel glad u r both safe.xx

4 weeks ago
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Hope no bodyโ€™s dunned any falling over x

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My cat, Clifford, doesnt like it if I move the furniture about, either.

4 weeks ago
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โค๏ธ

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Well dun too both of yous clever boykin and Granny Maryxx

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I think either way you look at it is win/win. You didn't get frightened and Granny Mary didn't get hurt. Your Mum is very smart.

4 weeks ago
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What a gorgeous photo of you Worzel. Glad all was ok. Xx

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very confuddling indeed, but you worked it out๐Ÿ’‹

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Worzel, you were Granny-sitting. I does fink this could be a very quite actually exercelent career for a caring and socially responsible dog.

4 weeks ago
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Glad you is both safe & you look very himportant on that sofa Worzel ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Worzel does Hobedience
I has binned having a go at Distance Hobedience. I actual quite like it! I has got sit very quite well... sometimes I will do down as well. But sometimes I will not.

I was a bit conflicticated you see. I wanted to do zoomies and Mum wanted me to do sit and down and I tried, I really, wheely tried... I heven looked away and had a bit of a yawn to communercate my forts and feelings. But I was hignored. And then she did have the cheek to actual call Worzel Wooface a prat. Wot I aren't. That was someboddedy else...
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ brilliant

4 weeks ago
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Haha Worzel you and mummie make me laugh. You are qawgus what ever you do (or dont do) haha.x

4 weeks ago
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You did very well and zoomies are much more fun!๐Ÿ’•

4 weeks ago
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Ai fink mummykin sed "Drat". Not the p word. Luv u Worzel! ๐Ÿ’–

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Oh Worzel you are so fabumazing. Sometimers we do having to do fings we don't want too

4 weeks ago
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I fink you did very well listening to your Mum given that she was doing pretend hignoring what you were saying ๐Ÿ™‚ I bet you NEVER EVER pretend hignore your Mum do you?

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Good job Worzel, that was a lovely stay to be fair!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

4 weeks ago
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You did well Worzel. Your mum is cruel, doesn't she realise that a down meabs getting your tummy wet and cold? Keep up the good work and keep your tummy dry xxx

4 weeks ago
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Any sensible dog would rather do zoomies than hobedience. Xx

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Oh good for you Worzel zoomies much better , you've made my morning xx

4 weeks ago
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Oh Worzel I finks that you did fabumazing, yoo haz purfected sit ! Purhapz Mum needz to do bribing wiv more cheeze ๐Ÿ™‚ Yore zoomie was megaimpressive ! <3

4 weeks ago
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Well done. You worked very hard. Youโ€™re such a good Boykin โค๏ธ

4 weeks ago
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Very well dunned Boykin โค๏ธ๐Ÿค—

4 weeks ago
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I do fink you was showing great control not doin zooms much sooner. I do fink your mum is hexpectin to much of you๐Ÿ˜€

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And you did STAY! All on your own. Poor mom, I bet this all worked pretty well as long as no camera was on

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Oh mummy the only reason I had any success with my wonderful Tippy at distance commands was I had what she wanted and she learnt her down next to me until she was 99% perfect (theyโ€™ll always be that 1% unpredictable behaviour) having learnt that the best way she would get me to throw her B-A-L-L which was her โ€œ favouritist, bestest, most wonderfulest, thing ever (except cuddling in bed with peoplemummy when she reads whatever that isโ€ she started putting herself in a down at a distance waiting for me to notice and throw the ball so I started adding the command as she lay down by herself then added it as I wanted it. Eventually I could have her wait in a down as the spherical throwing toy flew over her head, as I used hand gestures when I spoke the words I sometimes didnโ€™t speak just used my hands (very useful when I lost my voice) and we used to have real fun on our walks mixing up close, long distance, and even free from commands in that I wouldnโ€™t speak or signal but wait for Tippy to lay down before throwing her toy. Considering how obsessed she was with spherical objects she learnt a lot of self control to where we could walk past other people kicking, throwing, bouncing, hitting the round things of various sizes and her concentration was on hers. I could walk her and throw another dogโ€™s toy and she would watch and wait till I threw hers (while the other beggar would steal hers at any chance it got while the owner obliviously continued wandering like someone entranced talking to a friend on the phone- some people shouldnโ€™t have dogs in my opinion). If I wanted my Tippy to play with other doggies I had to keep the you know what hidden away and sheโ€™d maybe have a sniff, a little zoomies, and bitey face, before deciding only her ball was the thing to play with. In the summer if we got hot weather, I would take her for walks in the woods and no ballplay at all, she enjoyed getting the squirrels to go back up the trees but always seemed disappointed not to play her favouritest game. She crossed the rainbow bridge just over a year ago and I like to think she is having angels throwing balls for her whenever she wants to play.

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Yes but mummmm I did dip my head to fink about a down๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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oh dear๐Ÿ˜ณdid make me giggle ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

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Wow you did well to sit so long ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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Well done you !!

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You are such an hobedient boykins and deserve lots of cheeeeese

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Looks like a Worzel. .you need to be closer to the dog when giving commands till they are good at

4 weeks ago
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Your sit was very good. It took Anya a while to do down. Even now she likes to think for a minute before doing it. Xx

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Nice sit stay though.

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Happy National Puppy Day to all my friends in Hamerica. Here is a picture of me when I was honly 5 months old. I was very quite dorable but also hexpensive and needing a lot and a lot of care. And I ate a brand noo carpet. Please do finking about that sort of fing before you get a puppy and find out it isn't wot you fort it would be. Fanking oo kindly ... See MoreSee Less

Happy National Puppy Day to all my friends in Hamerica. Here is a picture of me when I was honly 5 months old. I was very quite dorable but also hexpensive and needing a lot and a lot of care. And I ate a brand noo carpet. Please do finking about that sort of fing before you get a puppy and find out it isnt wot you fort it would be. Fanking oo kindly

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Lovely..... Just like my Fleur x

1 month ago
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Oh, you are buuutifufl, Worzel. And you know it, that's why you probibably got Way with car pit chewing.

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So soft & fluffy boy

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What did the carpet taste like Worsel?

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you was a booty full puppy

1 month ago
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Wise words, Worzel ๐ŸŒž

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Rab and Shughy ate a settee.....it wasn't stress I don't think....they were teething and it seemed to taste nicer than all their (very expensive) chew toys. The good thing was that it was an old settee and because we know a bit about dogs,we had decided not to get a new one until they had stopped doing the puppy stuff.....caught in the actual act at about six months old <3

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What a luffly boykin Worzel and you has growed into an handsome chap ๐Ÿ˜ xx

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Aww you waz a cute puppy but are still cute ๐Ÿ˜€

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Wise words and you are still lovely

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Very dorable Worz

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You are a beautiful Boykin now, Worzel, but werenโ€™t you just gorgeous as a pupper? Those lovely eyes. And so floofy!! xx

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You were a luffly boykin then and you are a luffly boykin now.

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You look quite wise as a puppy.x

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You were an actually very gorgeous wee boy weren't you Worzel. Xoxoxo Xoxoxo

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Your ears look quite under control here, what happened?? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Youโ€™ beutful , Sir. I was septionally naughty when I was little and buried Mumโ€™s phone in the garden. She couldnโ€™t find it for 3 days.

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How luffly you was as a baba but sooooo ansum now xxx

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Super cute x

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You are sooooo handsome and such a luffly boykin.

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What a real cute wee rascal you were away back when you were only a rascal puppy I do hope you do not eat carpet anymore!

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What a cute pic Worzel you still are very cute.x

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A Luvly boykins then and you has grown to be an equally lovely and handsome boykins Worzel, your advice bout buying puppies is so true, everyone should listen xx๐Ÿ‘

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Hello Worzel, and all your friends , I fort it was time I updated you on my travels which are now over. I is safely home and have had a very good trip thanks your mums and your wise advice. We travelled 3500 miles and I didn't yak up once and really quite enjoyed it. I particularly liked the hotels and the lifts cos I only has little legs everyone was very kind to me and always bought me a bowl of water and made a fuss of me and most peoples did show us pictures of their doggies. When we gotted to Spain I particularly liked the tapas as my mum and dad don't eat meat I was very lucky and gotted lots of chicken an meat stuff that they would' t eat. We got to our little cottage in Alhama it was nice and warm, but being a little hill village there was very little grass for my wees n poos that took a bit of getting used to as I do like proper grass, we tried Astro turf but I will have nuffin to do with it. I did get used to the cobbles after a little while as really I had no choice and dad was very good at picking up after me, even though a lot of people's who did live there fort it was hilarious. While we was away I think mum was worried I might run off so I was on my long lead quite a bit, as I is a free spirit I tried to get mum to understand that I would be a good boy and not get lost, I mostly did this by winding my lead around mums legs, all that did was make mum swear and dad chuckle. So fanking you kindly for helping me have a good time. Your friend Otto

Otto is back from actual Spain!

Wellcom home Otto! Did yew miss the snow?

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More Maffs and the winner of my survey compertishon!

I fort you would like to see some of the words wot got used in the survey and also I would do clearing up the fing about 'where to get my books' wot did come up again and again and a very gain:

You can get my books Glow Bally. Most peoples who like my page do come from Ingerland, Hamerica, Haustralia or Noo Zealand but my books can be gotted from anywhere!

How-very-ever, because I are in Ingerland I honly really know where to find them in Ingerland and how it works here. In Ingerland, you can go into any bookshop and ask for 'books with Worzel Wooface in the title.' You can also do getting them on the Hinterweb of course or you can go to Hubble & Hattie and phone them up.

But I would be very quite grateful if some peoples who do not live in Ingerland could do helping me out and sharing where on the Interweb people can go to get them. Or if you is super brave and helpful, you could do going into a shop and tellering me wot happens. And then I will do making a list and working out how to do putting it on my page. So that everyboddedy does know! I hope you do fink this is a fabumazing actual hidea!

Also - and this is himportant - my books can be gotted from the library! You might have to go in and ask for them to get it for you but I know this fing hexists. And I does love libraries and fink they is super himportant. Both Anne Kirchgraber-Mckee and Charlotte Clark is librarian peoples and they might be able to tell us more.

I does hope that this is very quite helpful and not too very many words.

Pee-Ess - the winner of my compertishon was Number 136 who was Christine Good. Please can you do sending me a message. Christine choosed Worzel says Hello!
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More Maffs and the winner of my survey compertishon!

I fort you would like to see some of the words wot got used in the survey and also I would do clearing up the fing about where to get my books wot did come up again and again and a very gain:

You can get my books Glow Bally. Most peoples who like my page do come from Ingerland, Hamerica, Haustralia or Noo Zealand but my books can be gotted from anywhere!

How-very-ever, because I are in Ingerland I honly really know where to find them in Ingerland and how it works here. In Ingerland, you can go into any bookshop and ask for books with Worzel Wooface in the title. You can also do getting them on the Hinterweb of course or you can go to Hubble & Hattie and phone them up. 

But I would be very quite grateful if some peoples who do not live in Ingerland could do helping me out and sharing where on the Interweb people can go to get them. Or if you is super brave and helpful, you could do going into a shop and tellering me wot happens. And then I will do making a list and working out how to do putting it on my page. So that everyboddedy does know! I hope you do fink this is a fabumazing actual hidea!

Also - and this is himportant - my books can be gotted from the library! You might have to go in and ask for them to get it for you but I know this fing hexists. And I does love libraries and fink they is super himportant. Both Anne Kirchgraber-Mckee and Charlotte Clark is librarian peoples and they might be able to tell us more.

I does hope that this is very quite helpful and not too very many words.

Pee-Ess - the winner of my compertishon was Number 136 who was Christine Good. Please can you do sending me a message. Christine choosed Worzel says Hello!

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Omg Worzel fanking yoo lots xx

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Hello lovely boykin, I'm from Germany what is not in Ingerland and I get your books from Mr. Amazon or from Hubble & Hattie, who are very kind and supporting if you do get confuddled with your payment and emails ๐Ÿ˜‰

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I do think mr Amazon is a great thing cos you can buy Worzel books and then get them sent as a present to peopleโ€™s in other countries too ๐Ÿ˜€

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Well done sis xxx

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Amazon! As an older admirer, its important to have you delivered right to my door๐Ÿ˜˜.

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Thank you Worzel have been trying to get them for some time . Good News xx

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Lucky Christine - well done. I have got the books from both Amazon and Hubble & Hattie. Canโ€™t wait for the next one ๐Ÿ˜ƒ x

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Mr Amazon send mine Worzel super duper they are xx

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I get your books from Amazon and also from Barnes & Noble bookstores. I just ask for them at the customer service desk and if they are not in stock they order them for me and call when they arrive. I live in the United States. Love you Worzel!

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I live in Sweden and get them from Amazon and/or adlibris.com Looking forward to the forth book now!

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If you want to order Worzel's books from Suffolk Libraries, visit www.suffolk.spydus.co.uk and search for Worzel. You can order them with your library card. If you haven't got a card visit www.suffolklibraries.co.uk/help/joining-the-library/ and sign up for one.

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If you live outside Suffolk then check your local library for the Worzel books. If they don't have them then ask how you can suggest books to be added to stock.

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Mr amazon sent me a couple and lovely hubble and hattie sent me others! On the tinterwebs! We don't really have a bookstore here except for Mr W H Smith. And the library may be getting demolished! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Fanking you kindly Worzel.

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Well Now that I do know that I did not do the winning of the himportant survey fing, I will ask Mr Hamerzon to post me the number 3 book to keep my collexshun up to date xxxx

1 month ago

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I learned about Worzel Woo and all the fabumazing books here on FB, and found that they could be bought thru Mr Amazon, and so, we have been getting them as they come out, for our Youth Services department, here in Indiana, USA. They are very popular and fun, and we put the Worzel Quite Actual series in the YA (young adult -- you know, teens and such) and the new "kids" book in the jE (illustrated books for everyone) and they are all so very well received!!!! (KEEP ON WRITING, dear 'Woo!!!! )

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Mum and Chantal Bourgonje have been working on Worzel goes for a walk and it is all looking very quite hexciting. The story is set in actual Southwold and lots of my friends from Southwold & Reydon Dog Owners Group are going to be in it as very well.

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Mum and Chantal Bourgonje have been working on Worzel goes for a walk and it is all looking very quite hexciting. The story is set in actual Southwold and lots of my friends from Southwold & Reydon Dog Owners Group are going to be in it as very well. 

You can do pre-ordering it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1787112926

I have done it Worzel xx

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Be careful of the Palm oil etc. Stay safe peeps. X

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Good to have a blanket x

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You look really snuggled !

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You are in the right place under that snuggly blanki xx

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oh bless....blankies are the best

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Worzel WoofaceOur heating in this house is stoopid. It is all on a fermostat so we get yesterday's heating. So if we has a suddernly cold night we does get chilly and if we get an hunexpected warm day we does boil...

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Best place to be worzel ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Worzel , advice from Bertie- add a couple of cushions too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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You poor iccle boykins. Tell your dad to turn the heating up.

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Gawgus boy.x

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Snug as a bug in a rug. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Oh you look so cosy Worzel, hope you slept well.

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You look nice and warm and comfy precious boy. Have a sleep in this morning ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’š

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but you are nicely snuggled up๐Ÿ’‹

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You look as snug as a bug .... sorry Worzel... in a rug A very sensible place to be

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It most certainly did!

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So adorable ๐Ÿถ

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Wow. Itโ€™s nice to snuggle up in a blankie. Xx

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Aww thatโ€™s a luffly blanky Worzel โค๏ธ

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Looking very cosy in your blankie!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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What a cute Luffly Boykin yew iz!

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Silly mummy letting you get chilly Worzel Wooface luffly boykins you might get a cold and then mummy would have to wipe your nosey wiv a tishu when you do sneezing xxxxx

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Nico is very unhappy with me... imagine daring to take him out for a walk in... the... SNOW ๐Ÿ˜ฒโ„

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Yes it did.....glad to see you are snug xx

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Oh Worzel u looks all loverly and snugly keep warm gorguss boy x

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Yesterday it was my himportant work to go and see Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert and The Nessa.

The Nessa is my Go To Person when I do need to be poked in a not-very-medical way. In very general Mum should be able to do this not-very-medical-poking but she would rather I did do tolly-rating her being around. And not hignoring me. Or sulking. Also - we had runned out of wine wot Mum always does seem to need when poking about is actual required.

Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert was scaving. And said rude words about Mum being perfetic about handling Worzel Wooface. To be very quite honest, I would prefer Mum to carry on being perfetic cos she is a very Not Hexpert pokerer and also does shaking and worrying about doing it wrong and stressing me out and by the time she gets herself horganised, most of the wine has gonned and then she is just well, hinaccurate. At very best.

But The Nessa does not need wine. And she is very quite used to poking dogs and she does give me confidence. And it is no very actual wonder Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert does fink Mum is perfetic cos I is no very bother at all. Me and Mum is just a vicious circle of hineptitude, she reckons.

So anyway, all this pokering-in-a-non-medical-way is cos I have binned gived a Dinner-Ay test. Wot is nuffink to very do with chicken wings but all about finding out who my hancestors might have binned. And to hachieve this Dinner-Ay test I did have to have an ickle brush rubbed hinside my mouth and I was a fabumazing boykin and did make Mum look like a complete plonker in front of The Nessa. But still. Everyboddedy did surviving and noboddedy was too very hoffended or hupset. Hespecially me.

And now - we has got to wait for the results and then finally we will be able to answer the question wot we always do gets asked, all about what IS he? And being able to answer betterer than 'he's a lurcher.' We will know wot kind of lurcher.

So if anyboddedy wants to do having a guess before the results come back, this is your chance. Mum has got some ideas and they mainly are about Salukis but other than that I does not know. So do please feel free to do having a guess. I will let everyboddedy know as soon as the results come in.

Pee-Ess - if it comes back that I has got Cavalaier King Charles Spaniel in me, we will have to do the test again. Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert's house is completely covered in them and I are an ickle bit concerned some might have con-tammy-nated the test. And as you can see, there is No Cav anywhere on me... not heven on the bits of me I does usually keep hunder-cover.
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Yesterday it was my himportant work to go and see Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert and The Nessa.

The Nessa is my Go To Person when I do need to be poked in a not-very-medical way. In very general Mum should be able to do this not-very-medical-poking but she would rather I did do tolly-rating her being around. And not hignoring me. Or sulking. Also - we had runned out of wine wot Mum always does seem to need when poking about is actual required.

Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert was scaving. And said rude words about Mum being perfetic about handling Worzel Wooface. To be very quite honest, I would prefer Mum to carry on being perfetic cos she is a very Not Hexpert pokerer and also does shaking and worrying about doing it wrong and stressing me out and by the time she gets herself horganised, most of the wine has gonned and then she is just well, hinaccurate. At very best.

But The Nessa does not need wine. And she is very quite used to poking dogs and she does give me confidence. And it is no very actual wonder Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert does fink Mum is perfetic cos I is no very bother at all. Me and Mum is just a vicious circle of hineptitude, she reckons.

So anyway, all this pokering-in-a-non-medical-way is cos I have binned gived a Dinner-Ay test. Wot is nuffink to very do with chicken wings but all about finding out who my hancestors might have binned. And to hachieve this Dinner-Ay test I did have to have an ickle brush rubbed hinside my mouth and I was a fabumazing boykin and did make Mum look like a complete plonker in front of The Nessa. But still. Everyboddedy did surviving and noboddedy was  too very hoffended or hupset. Hespecially me.

And now - we has got to wait for the results and then finally we will be able to answer the question wot we always do gets asked, all about what IS he? And being able to answer betterer than hes a lurcher. We will know wot kind of lurcher.

So if anyboddedy wants to do having a guess before the results come back, this is your chance. Mum has got some ideas and they mainly are about Salukis but other than that I does not know.  So do please feel free to do having a guess. I will let everyboddedy know as soon as the results come in.

Pee-Ess - if it comes back that I has got Cavalaier King Charles Spaniel in me, we will have to do the test again. Gran-the-Dog-Hexperts house is completely covered in them and I are an ickle bit concerned some might have con-tammy-nated the test. And as you can see, there is No Cav anywhere on me... not heven on the bits of me I does usually keep hunder-cover.

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Saluki crossed with a West Highland Terrier ๐Ÿ™‚ or Wolfhound x Saluki.

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Iz Fabumazing Luffly Boykin a brede ? ๐Ÿ’–

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I does fink you is saluki x giraffe Worzel xx

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Saluki crossed heffalump

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We have a border collie cross. After wondering what he is crossed with for 8 years, we had a dna test done. The results came back, heโ€™s a border collie, cross collie!!

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Saluki x deerhound x some sort of terrier x plonker

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Borzoi and Greyhound in my hopinyon !

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GreyhoundXSaluki, on one side, GreyhoundXWolfhoundXCollie on the other. would not suprise me to see some Terrier in the mixture as well.

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Saluki and a Brillo pad, maybe !

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I does fink there may be some Wolfhound coz you is a big boykin ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Maybe wolfhound. Xx

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A bit of wolfhound in your ancestry Worzel. xx

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Deerhound/ wheaten terrier/greyhound x saluki/collie/greyhound . Im sure I'll have one right๐Ÿ˜€

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irish wolfhound x lurcher x border terrorist x heinz 57 !! is my guess ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

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Thatโ€™s very exciting Worzel boy!

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Bearded Luffly Boykin x Too many legs to count terrorist.

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no need to do any Dinner Ay testing.....you are a pure bred Worzel through and through ๐Ÿ™‚

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My best guess is deerhound, saluki and greyhound.

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Lurched/deerhound/Worzel โค๏ธ

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We fink you are related to Moss. We look after her when her Mum and Dad do want to go on hollibobs and over fings. Would be very hinterested to know the results

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This photo is a little scary, Worzel. Your head looks as though itโ€™s been removed from your body!! Now, that WOULD be hoffending and hupsetting!! Now, normally I get what youโ€™re talking about but Iโ€™m completed baffled as to what The Nessa is!! Care to enlighten me?? xx ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Wolfhound/ Saluki cross I do fink, Worzel!! What ever it says you'll still be a fabumazing boykin !! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

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Greyhound/hairy eyebrow dog. And full of lovely

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Irish wolf hound x greyhound x adorable gets my vote ๐Ÿ˜ Alison you need to follow Worzel. He's too cute!!

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Bearded collie, saluki, German shepherd

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I do love your ears

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Worzel, you have such an expressive face and I love your ears! Xxx

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Love those ears๐Ÿ˜

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You are gawgus Worzel. Those ears.xxxx

1 month ago
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Those ears ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Worzel WoofaceMy ears do have an actual life of their own...

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I do love your ears as well

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Wish I could give you big cuddles lovely Worzel xxxx

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Worzel you are a bootiful boykins xxx

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Worzel you are so cute.

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ those ears ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– xx

1 month ago
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Worzel you Luffly Boykin I just love your ears ๐Ÿ’™

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Love those ears darling Wooface xxx

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Aww Worzel. Itโ€™s been too long since we met on the beach.

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Gorgeous ears, Worzel

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If I may say, I love your ears ๐Ÿ˜

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Gorgeous ears Worzel I just love them โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ

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Luffly boykin, Worzel!! Xxx๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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Bootifull boy Worzel x

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Love his gorgeous ears ๐Ÿ™‚ xx

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Handsome boy.

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Lovely ears. X

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People who say doggies don't understand what you are saying do not know what THEY are talking about!!! Just look at his wee face ๐Ÿ˜š

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Just big endearing furry gorgeousness.

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More maffs...

One of the actual questions I did ask was about why you had not dunned reading my books.

The One. Fing. peoples said over and over again was that they fort my books were for children. So, when Mum was at Crufts she did ask this very kind vet man to do holdering up my books so I could do hexplaining. He was very quite hobliging and kind but I aren't sure he did realise that Mum was going to draw red and green circles on him and use him as a Prop.

Hanyway, fanking oo kindly to Marc the Vet for being my Nable Hassistant for this fing...

The square books (like the one with the red circle round it) is for childrens. There is nice pictures by Chantal Bourgonje and all the words are spelt by a hooman. Well, Mum... wot is halmost the same fing I do fink...

The hoblong books (with the green circle round it) is for hadults: growed up peoples who are allowed to laugh at fings about wine. I does hope that very hexplains fings.

Pee-Ess - as we has dunned using Marc the Vet as A Prop, please do signing his pertishon if you has not dunned that fing yet.

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One of the actual questions I did ask was about why you had not dunned reading my books.

The One. Fing. peoples said over and over again was that they fort my books were for children. So, when Mum was at Crufts she did ask this very kind vet man to do holdering up my books so I could do hexplaining. He was very quite hobliging and kind but I arent sure he did realise that Mum was going to draw red and green circles on him and use him as a Prop. 

Hanyway, fanking oo kindly to Marc the Vet for being my Nable Hassistant for this fing...

The square books (like the one with the red circle round it) is for childrens. There is nice pictures by Chantal Bourgonje and all the words are spelt by a hooman. Well, Mum... wot is halmost the same fing I do fink...

The hoblong books (with the green circle round it) is for hadults: growed up peoples who are allowed to laugh at fings about wine. I does hope that very hexplains fings.

Pee-Ess - as we has dunned using Marc the Vet as A Prop, please do signing his pertishon if you has not dunned that fing yet.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/213451

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I have dun readering your books Worzel. I am awaitering for the next one pleese. ๐Ÿ˜€

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I have dunned reading all your books Worzel. My mum, Carole, has also dunned reading your books. She says when she's feeling all low and hunhappy she re_reads them to make her happy again. She's also hoping to bump in to you when she goes on her holibobs to Southwold. She said it would be the bestest holibobs hever if that happened. (mum maybe slightly a lot in love with you) xx

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Read all your books incl. those for children. Although I have to reread some of your spellering several times because I'm not from Ingerland.

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I did sign this pertision Worzel it be a grand fing to be doing

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Love it still need to get a few books .xxx

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We got s all of dem one s!!!love em fanks worzel xx

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Dunned signing

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I have read 2 of them, I'll get the third soon.

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done. I think that hoomans should feel shame that this needs petitionering about.

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Have signed Marc's petition.

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Have dunned reading all your books and I. Can't. Wait. for the next one!

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Petition signed and this post shared x

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Luv your hexplanashon and I've signed pertishon

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I often wonder if your Dad still carries you around over his shouldibs:) like wot he did on the first book cover. xx

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All done xx

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Signed and shared Worzel, I has dunned all the fings you have asked me to do, I has read all your books except number 3 which I are hoping to win, but if I don't win it, I will be doing buying it from Mr Hamazon xxx

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Fabulous! And well done Ann! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Petition signed xx

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Iโ€™ve just bought all three. Looking forward to reading them

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All done and shared

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I've signed wurzel x

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The books for hadults are fabumazing & definitely make peoples laugh out loud!! ๐Ÿ˜ I most certainly recommend them to everybodedey who have not done that fing yet!! Can't wait for the new one !!!! Xxx ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– Pee Sss I have already signed the pertishon. Xx

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Worzel Wooface added 2 new photos.

I has dunned Maffs. Maffs is somefing I aren't that good at to be very quite honest. I can do one. I can sometimes do two but then it all becomes a lot and a lot and I are too busy concentrating on making sure I get them all to care very much... As you can probababbly tell, my Maffs is usually about bitsa cheese. Maybe it could be I can't do Maffs a very tall, I can just do eatering treats.

So, hanyway, I has had a bit of help in the Maffs department and I fort I would do tellering you some of the results of my survey wot over 400 peoples did do doing.

So here is the first actual one! Most peoples do like my stories best wot I do fink is a very good fing cos that is my bestest best bit as very well. And poem doing is quite very hard sometimes.

But here is the odd fing: when I do poem doing, more peoples do sharing them fings that anyfing else. And I has got No Hidea why. Please do lettering me know wot you fink of this and if you did say stories first or if you said poem doing cos I are quite very confuddled. And all this Maffs has made me very quite tired...
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I has dunned Maffs. Maffs is somefing I arent that good at to be very quite honest. I can do one. I can sometimes do two but then it all becomes a lot and a lot and I are too busy concentrating on making sure I get them all to care very much... As you can probababbly tell, my Maffs is usually about bitsa cheese. Maybe it could be I cant do Maffs a very tall, I can just do eatering treats. 

So, hanyway, I has had a bit of help in the Maffs department and I fort I would do tellering you some of the results of my survey wot over 400 peoples did do doing.

So here is the first actual one! Most peoples do like my stories best wot I do fink is a very good fing cos that is my bestest best bit as very well. And poem doing is quite very hard sometimes.

But here is the odd fing: when I do poem doing, more peoples do sharing them fings that anyfing else. And I has got No Hidea why. Please do lettering me know wot you fink of this and if you did say stories first or if you said poem doing cos I are quite very confuddled. And all this Maffs has made me very quite tired...

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Oh dear Worzel, I ain't remembering which I put first cos I am confuddled an very quite tired, but not Maffs but sumfing called Vi Rus. I dont know what upset Vi but am sorry n she can go far far way now please. Your post makes me smile, not laff cos then Vi Rus gives ouchy coffing, think poems get shared cos hoomans know they are diffycult to do? Maybe?

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You poor Worzel. You does look completely discombobulated. I do find Maffs gives me a nedache unless I is countering ice creams.

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Dear Worzel, I love your statisterics, that is very specialised maffs. I think your poems make people laugh a lot and whilst we probably share your stories with other Worzel loving types, maybe the poems appeal to those who aren't natural Worzel followers too? ๐Ÿค”

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Dear Fluffy Boykin I do be liking your stories very muchly coz I can read them lots of times and they do still very muchly make me do that larffing fing.xx

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Rating was too hard Maffs Worzel; love everything about you ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Love reading everything about you Worzel your such a lovely Boykin xx๐Ÿ˜˜

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love you Worzel x

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I am with Pam and Sheila! Exactly!

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Himpressive Maffs!

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I love reading about you & your family , doggie friends & cats on FB too. They make me smile, & a smile & giggle is really important ๐Ÿ™‚

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Wow, maths and a colour chart!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜

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I love it all

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Very pawfessional Worzel ๐Ÿ˜

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I love your stories the most, because they are told w so much humor. You put an instant smile on my face w the telling and i'm laughing all the way through! The world needs more of that Worzel magic๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ.

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Stories the best.

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I put stories first, but I like everything really. I DONโ€™T like maffs though ๐Ÿ˜‰ x

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Stories for me just love them!๐Ÿ˜xx

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Stories are the best โ˜บ x

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OOH! Eye just can't doo deciderin! (PeeEss Yore picktcher Iz sew thweet!)

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Stories make us laugh but love everything you do a very lot xx

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Worzel you always make me smile X

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I love your stories because they give me pleasure for days, but I love your poems. They are so funny and clever and unexpected. Please keep doing them

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Maybe sharing the poems is easier because people who don't know you can easily understand and appreciate the poems but might be a bit confused by the stories.

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