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IT STARTED WITH A BLOG

I’d honly binned living with my forever famberly for a few weeks when I did decide that I need to start keeping a diary.
In case I did need it in the future as hevidence. Or somefing like that.
Turns out I didn’t need it as hevidence cos I did like living here very quite a lot and a lot.
But peoples did very quite like reading it and some did say it was actual funny and did make their day.
ukbaAnd my blog even made it to the finals of the Blog Awards !!
So I has carried on writing about my life and my famberly.

And the cats.

I are back from my holibobs with Gran the Dog Hexpert. I was a luffly boykin but we is not talking about the chair wot hexploded when I was lefted alone with it for too long.

My fuge noos is that I did learn that very sometimes, it is ok to share a bed with another doggy. So long as that doggy is Imogen who is kind and gentle and very quite hinsistent and bossy. And also if I do hide and pretend it is not actual very happening.
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I are back from my holibobs with Gran the Dog Hexpert. I was a luffly boykin but we is not talking about the chair wot hexploded when I was lefted alone with it for too long. 

My fuge noos is that I did learn that very sometimes, it is ok to share a bed with another doggy. So long as that doggy is Imogen who is kind and gentle and very quite hinsistent and bossy. And also if I do hide and pretend it is not actual very happening.

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Alison JamesNuthin worse than an hexplodin chair.... Poor Worzel. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Sarah Kathleen BellWe know all about sploding chairs in this house! πŸ˜‚

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Sheila JossChairs do just splode without anyboddedy been responsibubble. This is a Known Signtiffycall Fact. <nods>

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Mary HicksIt's good to have a luffa Boykin back. You is clever to learn new fings

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Susan BurtonSo pleased to have you back sweet boykin

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Sara BicknellSo, you were just looking at this chair and poof!!! Exploded!

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeepretending somefings are not actually happening goes a long way in trying new stuff. not to mention those kind and gentle and very quiet hinsistent, bossy ladies for guidance πŸ™‚

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Sue HardyIt's best to try to ignore fings wot you don't really like in my humble opinion. As for the sploding chair, I bet you just happened to be in the same room at the time so got the blame. Poor Worzel.

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Sandra PenningtonGlad you are back. Chairs can splode anytime without warning. Xx

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Carlyne McHughAnd socks very often walk all by themselves. Quite often into the garden and behind the shed. (Not a lot of people know that!)

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Trish HobsonWOW Worzel...that is some exploding chair xx

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Lynne NicholsonI hope that's the last chair that explodes round you Worzel.

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Elaine CooperYousz is a good boykins for sharin....yousz is also veree handsum.xx

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Sandra RobertsonHow do you identify an hexploding chair in advance!!

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Christine PaiceKind... gentle... insistent... bossy... just like Imogen's daughter who lives with us πŸ™‚ Sounds like you had a lovely time, won't mention the chair πŸ˜‰

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Sue MannLove the way you are hiding your face so that no one can see you x

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Jo MillsAngela Naunton Davies AndArt more exploding chairs!!!

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Dawn McKennaWoz you hurted when the chair did do hexplodering all over the place Worzel, or did you manage to hescape the misiles ??

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Ann HuntOr did the chair very actually xplode with a tiddly bit of toofie peggies.

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Georgina CoyleSo glad that you weren't hurt when the chair hexploded, Worzel!! It could have been serious!! Xxx πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ’–πŸ’–

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Elizabeth PhillipsGood to have you back, Worzel. Xxx

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Yiota Panayi DavisHope you had a wonderful holiday Worzel. Good to hear from you and love the photo 😘

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Judith PuddleSo glad yoo is back from your holibob safe & sound & not hurted from the nasty hexploding chair. Love ❀ too Worzel

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Worzel Wooface added 3 new photos.

Now that I are on my holibobs, I fort I would do catching you up with some Other Noos wot I can't always do when life is happening so very quite actual fast.

The fuge ginger boyman has graddle-lated. He has got letters after his name and we is all very quite proud of him!

At first, the fuge ginger boyman was not very quite sure if he did want to go to the hole walking-around-looking-like-he'd-got-lost-at-Hogwarts or being-batman but Mum very hinsisted. She did not get to go to her graddle-ation cos she was very up-the-duff with the fuge ginger boyman. And seeing as she missed hers, she was very quite actual going to his. Unless he could come up with a biggerer reason than Mum being fuge and waddling and...

After the fuge ginger boyman did realising he couldn't do being up-the-duff, he did decide to go. And I fink he did very quite enjoy all the showing off and also the teaching everyboddedy else how to "pro-sess" wot he learned to do when he was a chorister and mainly hinvolves walking and not bumping into people.

You would be quite very actual blinking HAMAZED at how many peoples who are clever a very nuff to do getting a Science Degree can't walk in a straight line or not step on each others toes...

At the graddlation, all the teachers did have to wear their being-batman costumes. And Mum did have a drink of fizzy-wine which is why she tooked sneaky photos... And if you does want to get to wear this kind of actual batman costume you has to do a degree in Spain. We knows this cos Mum asked far too many questions and...

The fuge ginger boyman was finking he might do a post-graddle-late course in the future. But not at this Universally cos he finks he will forever be known as the one-with-the-hembarrassing mother.
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Now that I are on my holibobs, I fort I would do catching you up with some Other Noos wot I cant always do when life is happening so very quite actual fast.

The fuge ginger boyman has graddle-lated. He has got letters after his name and we is all very quite proud of him!

At first, the fuge ginger boyman was not very quite sure if he did want to go to the hole walking-around-looking-like-hed-got-lost-at-Hogwarts or being-batman but Mum very hinsisted. She did not get to go to her graddle-ation cos she was very up-the-duff with the fuge ginger boyman. And seeing as she missed hers, she was very quite actual going to his. Unless he could come up with a biggerer reason than Mum being fuge and waddling and...

After the fuge ginger boyman did realising he couldnt do being up-the-duff, he did decide to go. And I fink he did very quite enjoy all the showing off and also the teaching everyboddedy else how to pro-sess wot he learned to do when he was a chorister and mainly hinvolves walking and not bumping into people.

You would be quite very actual blinking HAMAZED at how many peoples who are clever a very nuff to do getting a Science Degree cant walk in a straight line or not step on each others toes...

At the graddlation, all the teachers did have to wear their being-batman costumes. And Mum did have a drink of fizzy-wine which is why she tooked sneaky photos... And if you does want to get to wear this kind of actual batman costume you has to do a degree in Spain. We knows this cos Mum asked far too many questions and...

The fuge ginger boyman was finking he might do a post-graddle-late course in the future. But not at this Universally cos he finks he will forever be known as the one-with-the-hembarrassing mother.

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Denise KnivetonHe has a fabumazing family you included Worzel well done to him x

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Stella LewisWell done

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Elizabeth PhillipsWe've all got hembarrassing mothers, Worzel. Tell the fuge ginger boyman that I was in the same class as Sir Douglas Hurd's very quite actual Missus, Judy, Lady Hurd. Now it happens that my lady mama is a Missus Hurd, Him Indoors being one of the Dagenham Hurds, dontcherknow. At my graddle-ation, my Mum went up to Lady Hurd, aka Judy, and informed her that she, my Mum, was the Other Mrs Hurd. Him Indoors was there but was too shy to say hello to Sir Douglas and say he was a Hurd of Dagenham. As it is, Lady H also hembarrassed me very quite actually a lot, during our course. We had to do a debate about King Richard III. I had to say he was a very quite actually good feller, and Judy, Lady H, had to prove he was just as terrible as Mister Shakes-Beer said he was. Well, I did my homework, Worzel. I was Counsel for the Defence. I was ready. But on the day, Counsel for the Persecution, aka Judy, aka Lady Hurd took the wind very quite actually out of my sails. She announced "I'm sorry, everyone: I haven't got a case." Obviously, my client, although considerably very quite actually deceased, would have been chuffed as meatballs to leave the court without a stain on his royal character. But I didn't get a chance to destroy her argument. Cos she hant got any. πŸ™

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Mary HicksHits mums job to be hembassaing especially to Sons. Hentwey Cogratultions to him

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Mandy SheardWell done fuge ginger boyman πŸ˜ƒ

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Georgina CoyleCongratulations to the fuge ginger boyman!! You must all be very actual proud of him. Xxx πŸ˜ŠπŸ’™πŸ‘

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Janice DillnuttAmazing many congratulations πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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Carol DriverCongratulations

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Rosemary SmithFabumazing fuge ginger boyman πŸ‘

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Selina MithamThat looks like Royal Holloway! I graddlated from there many years ago with a science degree too. Congratulations fuge ginger boyman!

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Sheila JossGosh isn’t he fuge!?! and isn’t he ginger!?! Anyway Fuge Ginger Boyman must know that you can only do well at eddlicashun with the help of the right kind of luffly Boykin, hembarassing Mother, and Dad with the right kind of brain so many congratulations to you all.

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Lisa HarrisCongratulations

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Ann ReddingWell done!

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Susan BurtonCongratulations well done

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Diane MorcomOh Worzel, you must be very proud of your human brother - and he's very handsome too. The family resemblance is quite striking! And as mum missed her own graduation, I think she's quite entitled to enjoy a glass or two of fizz at the fuge ginger boyman's!! And, hey, who doesn't love Batman?! xx

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Stella BurgessCongrabblations fuge ginger one . I bet you had the best tie but the Spanish bloke wins best hat and cape .

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Elaine EyreCongratulations ginger boy man xx😁 xxx

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Viv GarnerThis gave me so many laugh out loud moments. Thank you πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lynn SevernCongratulations! ! Worzel is Very proud of you! XX 😊

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Roderick TassinariWell done to your fuge ginger boyman.

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Jill WoodwardWell Done Fuge One!

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Pat Berliner SchlueterCongratills to the ginger-boy man, he should be sooooo proud. I'm sure you helped though Worzel with lots of hugglings and licks when he was strugguling.

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Mareth PerryYou make my day every time you post ❀️

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Sandra RobertsonWell done fuge ginger boyman!! Mum must be very proud.

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Now that I are on my holibobs, I fort I would do catching you up with some Other Noos wot I can't always do when life is happening so very quite actual fast.

This summer, the previously ginger one did horganise somefing called the Warrior Walk wot was to support peoples who do living with a Men-Tall Elf. And peoples wot care about them.

It did all go very quite well but I was Not. Hinvited. cos Mum said she needed both hands free. And I wouldn't like the fuge banner wot she is very quite right about.

Our MEP and our MP was not scared of the banner and they both did turning up and it was a fuge actual very success.

You can do reading all about it here and sponsoring her if you do like:

www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/fts-the-warrior-walk
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Now that I are on my holibobs, I fort I would do catching you up with some Other Noos wot I cant always do when life is happening so very quite actual fast.

This summer, the previously ginger one did horganise somefing called the Warrior Walk wot was to support peoples who do living with a Men-Tall Elf. And peoples wot care about them. 

It did all go very quite well but I was Not. Hinvited. cos Mum said she needed both hands free. And I wouldnt like the fuge banner wot she is very quite right about.

Our MEP and our MP was not scared of the banner and they both did turning up and it was a fuge actual very success.

You can do reading all about it here and sponsoring her if you do like:

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/fts-the-warrior-walk

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Sara BicknellI can see me. I can't see Dodger-not Worzel.

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Gwynneth ManningFankin yew for the noos. Ey will doo lukin hintwo sponsrin.

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Pam CohenBravo Sarah x

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Chris HipkissWell done to the previously ginger one πŸ™‚

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This fantastic book turned up, Charlotte loves it πŸ™‚ It turned up 10mins ago and she's on second time reading it... High 5 πŸ™‚

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Yvonne HerbertWaiting for my copy to be delivered πŸ™‚

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Sharon HudsonSweet!

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As you might have very seen when I was talking to my friends at In The Doghouse DTC, I have goned on my holibobs! But noboddedy is to do panicking or worrying that they won't be hearing from Worzel Wooface. I has binned very quite clever and skillful and... ok, I does admit it... Mum found the button that lets me plan fings in actual advance.

So I has dunned preparing some noos what has happened over the last couple of months wot I ranned out of time to tell you about. I hope you does fink this is very ok.

Whilst I are away, It would be very quite nice if peoples did do posting some pictures to my page telling me about their doggies and their holibobs! And I will do finding a pressie or a prize or somefing for the peoples wot do that fing the bestest best.
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As you might have very seen when I was talking to my friends at In The Doghouse DTC, I have goned on my holibobs! But noboddedy is to do panicking or worrying that they wont be hearing from Worzel Wooface. I has binned very quite clever and skillful and... ok, I does admit it... Mum found the button that lets me plan fings in actual advance.

So I has dunned preparing some noos what has happened over the last couple of months wot I ranned out of time to tell you about. I hope you does fink this is very ok.

Whilst I are away, It would be very quite nice if peoples did do posting some pictures to my page telling me about their doggies and their holibobs! And I will do finding a pressie or a prize or somefing for the peoples wot do that fing the bestest best.

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Dawn Barsley-DaleHi Worz, when I was on my holidays, Dawn and Toby took me to the beach and I did mega zoomies and chasing my ball for hours! We went for a picnic on the beach and I was very good and didn't steal any sandwiches at all! See you next time you come to Devon, Jack

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Eileen O'BrienHere is my 11 year old dog Bruce who always enjoys his holubobs in Arran

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Justin PuddleHope you have a great holibobs with lots of walks and playing and fings. Love Stanley.

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Carol GuestThis is Ashdog on his holibobs at winterton he loves zoomies ,as well as whooshing in and out of the pools. Happy holobobs Worzel. XxπŸΆπŸ•

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Laura GowersThis is Bailey watching his girlfriend Rose in the sea. He can't understand that attraction of water.

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Abi Katey Louise WhitakerThis is Riley Roo down on the beach.

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Gillian BackhouseI am on my holibobs in Derbyshire, this is me on the way to Mam Tor with my mum. I am a tremendulously good companion, my mum says. There are no photos of me at the top of Mam Tor because I was all flighty and jumping coz of a space invader tourist and his camera!!

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Sara BicknellDodger says you know all about his holidays, because you were there.....

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Crystal Fern SteinbergNo holidays, but this is Jess, not enjoying the constant photos taken by her 5 year old human brother. She'd like to know if it can be back to school time yet!

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Emma PricePoppy dog doing her best staring out to sea pose.

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Gillian BackhouseToby, Polly and Peggy sitting and looking and being very good for Aunty Rachel Longsden on their holibobs in Derbyshire.

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Mary HicksHappy ahollibobs to you and yours Worzel

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Rosemary SmithHave lovely hollibobs dear Worzel xxx

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Lindsay WrightWe had us hollibobs in Cornwall but it rained, so we hidded inna tent.

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Susan BennettEnjoy your holiday Worzel πŸ™‚ x

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Louise Lumsdenwe're having a staycation but it's ok as we have the beach on our doorstep, woo hoo!!!

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Kaye RobertsEnjoy the break you've all earned it

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Stella LewisMarley on Southwold beach no holibobs for us unfortunately cos mum won't get her pension till 66 and we is now very poor

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Viv GarnerCuddles to you Worzel. Happy holibobs ❀️

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Sandra PenningtonHappy holibobs Worzel. X

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Sarah MilesDoing staying with the grandparents, and gazelling around fields while the famberly were baking themselves in a place too very actual hot for me !

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeThis is Beedoo enjoying his home turf after a month long holibobs with us (Mum and Dad ) and Brother Inky dog and his Wiemerarner Cousins in Dorset .. normally he gets very depressed leaving them all but super long walks in the countryside and some nice cow poo has made him smile

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeSee ..... he's very happy now he smells like slurry lol

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeThis is his Quirky brother Inky dog who is laughing cos I'm pulling a face at the smell haha

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeHe does like his holibobs too and especially because his Uncle Dorset Dave also takes him for lovely walks by the river although he'll never trust him near the water again after he made Inky dog wet lol

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Dad says he is Not. Doing. Samba. Dancing. He says he doesn't mind doing Samba watching. And perhaps the ladies would not do so much shivery-wiggling about if they had some more jumpers on.

Dad says he doesn't need to do Samba dancing cos he has just proved he is capababble at learning noo tricks and himplementing cunning plans. And more himportantly, he has putted Pip out of her very misery...

Pip is very strange I do fink. She never yells about not being able to get up onto fings cos she is too short. But she has had complete hystericals cos she is too tall to get hunder the sofa to get back the squeaky piggy. It must be the honly fing she has ever, hever binned too tall to do and it confuddled and hinfuriatated her.

So she barked, and scrabbled. And ranned around in circles. And barked some more and maded the fugest biggest Complaint to the Management I has ever heard.

Until Dad decided to prop up Mum's one decent bit of furny-ture with a load of books. It's all very quite stable and safe but it isn't wot you'd call helegant. Or heven practical for sittering on.

But it has stopped Pip's hystericals and barking. And also re-you-nited a hawful lot of odd socks and the shoe-wot-went-missing that Worzel Wooface got hunfairly very quite actual haccused of burying in the garden. It was not buried in the garden but buried hunder the sofa along with a load of God Knows Wot and where's-the-hoover.

So Samba dancing is very off for Dad he says. And I do fink Mum is very quite actual relieved as well. She didn't realise you had to do wearing quite so many not enuff clothes. Or wiggle actual so very much. Mum says her bum is not sooty-ball for Samba Dancing. A very tall.
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Dad says he is Not. Doing. Samba. Dancing. He says he doesnt mind doing Samba watching. And perhaps the ladies would not do so much shivery-wiggling about if they had some more jumpers on. 

Dad says he doesnt need to do Samba dancing cos he has just proved he is capababble at learning noo tricks and himplementing cunning plans. And more himportantly, he has putted Pip out of her very misery...

Pip is very strange I do fink. She never yells about not being able to get up onto fings cos she is too short. But she has had complete hystericals cos she is too tall to get hunder the sofa to get back the squeaky piggy.  It must be the honly fing she has ever, hever binned too tall to do and it confuddled and hinfuriatated her.

So she barked, and scrabbled. And ranned around in circles. And barked some more and maded the fugest biggest Complaint to the Management I has ever heard.

Until Dad decided to prop up Mums one decent bit of furny-ture with a load of books.  Its all very quite stable and safe but it isnt wot youd call helegant. Or heven practical for sittering on.

But it has stopped Pips hystericals and barking. And also re-you-nited a hawful lot of odd socks and the shoe-wot-went-missing that Worzel Wooface got hunfairly very quite actual haccused of burying in the garden. It was not buried in the garden but buried hunder the sofa along with a load of God Knows Wot and wheres-the-hoover.

So Samba dancing is very off for Dad he says. And I do fink Mum is very quite actual relieved as well. She didnt realise you had to do wearing quite so many not enuff clothes. Or wiggle actual so very much. Mum says her bum is not sooty-ball for Samba Dancing. A very tall.

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Sheila JossI luffs your Dad in a very actually-platonic-we have-never-met-and-not-likely to-and-not-at-all-the-way your-Mum-loves-your-Dad way because he has a very good sort of brain and is kind to dogs.

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Sara BicknellWell Sheila I have met him and he is a very patient man...

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Sara BicknellAnd kind to dogs

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Judith PuddleI fink I might luff him too

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Susan BurtonHe sounds lovely

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Elizabeth PhillipsWorzel, tell your Mum I used to do belly dancing and there aren't many clothes involved and a lot of shaking and wiggling

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Elizabeth GeeIt's a shame, I can just imagine your dad in sequins!

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Sandra RobertsonLove the sofa props!! Did make me laugh!!

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Kym UnthankSounds for the best for mum and dad !

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Gwynneth ManningEye hiz hever and hever so glad yore Dad did cum hup wiv a slooshon too stop Pip havin an art hattak. Maybee yew cud tell him hand your Mum 'bout Line Dancin, wot eye duz doo! Plenty hov close hand no one duz mined two mutch hif yew duz doo goin rong!

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Chris DunneI think dad should do samba lol

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Celia KerrThat must have taken ages and loads of precision and adjustments, genius !! πŸ˜€

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Hoomans do sometimes say that you cannot teach an old dog actual noo tricks. But this is very Not. True. and this week I has hevidence.

Pip and Merlin have binned staying with us all week wot has been very quite hexciting!

Merlin is a lurcher. I know he does not actual look like a lurcher but his Mum was a long, tall lurcher lady so he is one - just the shortest one that has even binned born. There has been lots of speccy-lation about what his Dad might have been. So far we has ruled out badger and great dane but everyfing else is still hunder consideration....

Anyway, Pip is a not a lurcher: she is tiny terrorist. And bossy. And now about nine years old wot isn't old but isn't wot you'd call a whipper-snapper, Dad says.

Fortunately this week the weather has been very rubbish and cos Pip can be a bit hindependent about bogging-off-home-without-telling-noboddedy, all our playing has been hindoors. Wot is safest and very avoids that hawkward conversation about did-you-have-a-nice-holibob and sorry-I've-lost-you-dog which would be a very nuff to stop anyboddedy going on holibob ever, hever again. And make them a bit, well hessy-tent about handing over the nice bottle of french wine they promised to bring you back...

And whilst we have binned doing hindoor playing, me and Merlin have taughted Pip how to do bitey-facey wot is a lurcher game that all lurchers are borned with. And Pip is very quite exerlent at it... now she has hunderstood all the rules! And also dunned waiting for me to lie down so it is bitey-facey and not bitey-leggy.

But the best bit of very all, is that Pip can't do bitey-facey and commentate at the same very time. Cos that would be too complercated and like a judo man at the Holympics trying to tell everyboddedy wot is going on at the same time as squashing his 'ponent from Belly-Roos. And still win a meddle...

Mum and Dad fink it is fabumazing. And quiet. Finally, actual very halmost liveable levels of noise have binned hachieved. Wot after 4 years of knowing Pip and very putting up with her hysterical, shrieking, commentating is a very actual relief. And proof that you can teach an old dog noo tricks. Now Mum's wondering if you can teach old Dad noo tricks and looking up courses on Samba Dancing...
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Hoomans do sometimes say that you cannot teach an old dog actual noo tricks. But this is very Not. True. and this week I has hevidence.

Pip and Merlin have binned staying with us all week wot has been very quite hexciting!

Merlin is a lurcher. I know he does not actual look like a lurcher but his Mum was a long, tall lurcher lady so he is one - just the shortest one that has even binned born. There has been lots of speccy-lation about what his Dad might have been. So far we has ruled out badger and great dane but everyfing else is still hunder consideration....

Anyway, Pip is a not a lurcher: she is tiny terrorist. And bossy. And now about nine years old wot isnt old but isnt wot youd call a whipper-snapper, Dad says.

Fortunately this week the weather has been very rubbish and cos Pip can be a bit hindependent about bogging-off-home-without-telling-noboddedy, all our playing has been hindoors. Wot is safest and very avoids that hawkward conversation about did-you-have-a-nice-holibob and sorry-Ive-lost-you-dog which would be a very nuff to stop anyboddedy going on holibob ever, hever again. And make them a bit, well hessy-tent about handing over the nice bottle of french wine they promised to bring you back...

And whilst we have binned doing hindoor playing, me and Merlin have taughted Pip how to do bitey-facey wot is a lurcher game that all lurchers are borned with. And Pip is very quite exerlent at it... now she has hunderstood all the rules!  And also dunned waiting for me to lie down so it is bitey-facey and not bitey-leggy.

But the best bit of very all, is that Pip cant do bitey-facey and commentate at the same very time. Cos that would be too complercated and like a judo man at the Holympics trying to tell everyboddedy wot is going on at the same time as squashing his ponent from Belly-Roos. And still win a meddle...

Mum and Dad fink it is fabumazing. And quiet. Finally, actual very halmost liveable levels of noise have binned hachieved. Wot after 4 years of knowing Pip and very putting up with her hysterical, shrieking, commentating is a very actual relief. And proof that you can teach an old dog noo tricks. Now Mums wondering if you can teach old Dad noo tricks and looking up courses on Samba Dancing...

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Lesley WilcoxI wish mum all the best in her search for samba classes for dad! Not sure what dad'll make of the idea! love your posts Worzel.

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Susie WilliamsCongratulation at getting Pip sorted but you had better tell Mum that you🀣 have not a chance in Hades with getting Mike sambaing!

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Susie WilliamsCongratulation at getting Pip sorted but you had better tell Mum that you🀣 have not a chance in Hades with getting Mike sambaing!

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Sharon NattrassYou've cheered me up Worzel on this miserable wet day.xx

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Susan BennettLovely post πŸ™‚ xx

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Sue HardyStaying at your house sounds great fun Worzel. D'you think your mum would like my Beulah still stay? We've not been on holibobs since we got her 4 years ago!

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Sue BaldwinYou are one clever Worzel to be teaching an old dog new tricks. It sounds as though you all had lots of fun. I dome how don't think mum will have the same results with dad. Xxx

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Fidget the BraveHas you considered that Pip might be lurcher crossed with a Skunk? Skunks be little, right?

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Margaret AbateWorzel, I love your posts, would you like to come on holibobs here, lots of fun over the jolly old fields you know!!

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Sandra PenningtonClever Worzel with Pip. Good luck at getting Dad dancing. Xx

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Yiota Panayi DavisVery cute, all of you ❀️

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Gwynneth ManningOoh! Eye duz bee wantin too sea yore Dad in a very actcheral Samba frock, Ey doo be finkin they haz lottsa frills and is uzuly very short! Praps Pip wud start commenttatin hagen, tho!

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Kym UnthankWatch out dad πŸ˜‚

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Judith PuddleLuff you worzel wish Ruff liked doing bitey facey he gets grumpy

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Sara BicknellAhhh Worzel, so clever; this is why you were so tired and good at the cafe. You were actually exhausted from all that teaching. I'm pretty sure Dad isn't going to go for the dancing thing though.

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Mum and Chantal's book all about actual me has arrived in the United Kingdom.

As very always, I has dunned pinching the first copy wot Chantal and Mum has both dunned signing.

If you would like to do winnering the very quite actual FIRST COPY, please do comment below. And also make sure you does like my page so I can contact you.

It would be quite very kind if you could do sharing this as well!

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I will pick a winner on 30th July!
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Mum and Chantals book all about actual me has arrived in the United Kingdom.

As very always, I has dunned pinching the first copy wot Chantal and Mum has both dunned signing.

If you would like to do winnering the very quite actual FIRST COPY, please do comment below. And also make sure you does like my page so I can contact you.

It would be quite very kind if you could do sharing this as well!

http://www.hubbleandhattie.co.uk/shop/HH5160/

I will pick a winner on 30th July!

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Claire KingsleyOh Worzel Wooface, I'd love to win your book πŸ™‚ x

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Gill BoardmanI've laughed out loud when reading your first books on the train! I'd love to win this one too xx

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Susan May ParkerYes please Worzel I would love to win the first copy of your book xo

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Vanessa HolburnA hundred times yes please Worzel. My two girls can read it to Ziggy Long Legs.

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Crystal Fern SteinbergYes please I would love to win πŸ˜€

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Linda BakerLoving your work Worzel - put your paws up for a bit, you've earned it x

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Abi Katey Louise WhitakerYes please Worzel x

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Samantha CrossMe please xx

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Chris HipkissI'd love to win your book Worzel. My 18 month old granddaughter loves your pictures & stories β€οΈπŸ™‚

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Elaine KirbyI love your very adventures, would love this xx

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Lynn GibbinsYes please Worzel. Two HF houndies here.

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Rosemary SmithYour first two books were Fantazumazing Worzel. Yes please! xx

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Lisa QuigleyYes please

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Tim KingWorzel... If I does winnering your book can you dun signering it to please? πŸ™‚

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Elaine CooperOh Worzel, I'm so exciterated , a new book about the lufflee boykins, yes please.xx

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Stella LewisMarley and Me would love it as we loved the others xxx

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Tracie GledhillI'd love to win a copy woo x

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Tash PinderIt would be fabumazing to win this luffly book for my daughter ❀️

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Linda Hopkins CookOh Worzel I would love to win your book.x

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Carol CoxI'd love this quite actually 😊

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Christine GoodYes please

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Jackie SkidmoreI'd love to win

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Margaret AbateI wud luf a copy of your book,

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Joss MooreWould love to be the proud owner of your fabulicous new book x

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Very sometimes, hole actual HOURS do go by when I do not get to see Mum. When that does happen and she comes back, Mum is very quite nonchy-lant about coming home and she does not make a super big fing about have-oo-missed-me. It is all very about seppy-ration anxiety, Mum says.

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Very sometimes, hole actual HOURS do go by when I do not get to see Mum. When that does happen and she comes back, Mum is very quite nonchy-lant about coming home and she does not make a super big fing about have-oo-missed-me. It is all very about seppy-ration anxiety, Mum says. 

Fortunately, Kite does not suffer from seppy-ration anxiety like Mum hobviously does do. When Kite has not seed me for a few days. she is always very quite fusey-tastic about seeing me and makes an ignormous fuss...

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Lesley SouthgateLots of bitey-facey 😬

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Diane MorcomMum is telling you very subtly Worzel that, although she has to go out sometimes, she will ALWAYS come back to the Boykin!! xx

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Gwynneth ManningEye doo be finkin Kite duz luff yew a lot hand a lot like hall yore frends duz luffy boykin!

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Sue StabbI know hexactly what you mean with knobs and bells πŸ”” on, when my mum has binned away I get very very hexited and do making little greeting noises and gettin' all my toys out to show her, I even fall off the sofa in my hexitement, I fink mum wants to do the same but finks it's too Hun-seemly. Your mate Otto

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Kym UnthankDo you have a bit of seppy ration anxiety Worzel ?

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Lesley WilcoxLovely xx

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Sibbie WilliamsonYou got a girlfriend? That's nice!

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Kath PeelHa, ha, ha, I love reading these , your all doo lally tap,,,,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…

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Sophia GuymerHelene Quin Worzel's mum has the right idea! 😁

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Elizabeth PhillipsI miss Clover Woolnough when I have to go out, Worzel, but she just spends her time sleeping till I get back and take her out.

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Clover WoolnoughI miss my Mum when she is out, Worzel. I wish we lived near you cos then I could spend the day with you having fun. Xxx

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This weekend me and Mum are both doing dog sitting for Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert.

You will be very quite pleased to know that I has not received any actual hinstructions. Mainly cos I are a dog and to be very quite honest, I do pay more attention to wot Baillie-the-Collie says than anyfing Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert has to say.

Mum has not binned so lucky. Or trusted. Or heven treated like a hadult.

She would like it to be actual known that she is 47 in case anyboddedy was unaware of this fing. Like Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert obviously is...
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This weekend me and Mum are both doing dog sitting for Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert.

You will be very quite pleased to know that I has not received any actual hinstructions. Mainly cos I are a dog and to be very quite honest, I do pay more attention to wot Baillie-the-Collie says than anyfing Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert has to say.

Mum has not binned so lucky. Or trusted. Or heven treated like a hadult.

She would like it to be actual known that she is 47 in case anyboddedy was unaware of this fing. Like Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert obviously is...

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Caren GrievesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "but Bertie has a willy."

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Stella LewisGood luck to you both. Hope your dog sitting turns out ok.

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Tricia Franklinworzel can you actualy explain to me why with 2 boxes of toys one of my woofers likes to play with cellotape. its sticks to his mouth.house rules dont work

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Ann TroddBertie and Iona are very similar and both have identical collars. Thought that was the most reliable way of making sure the right dog got the right meds. Didn't bank on Worzel joining in.....

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Ann HuntThere ya go Worzel Wooface take note boysie. XX

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Ann HuntWe love Lurchers.XX

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Catherine EyreDave here. Yesterday I became an On-Call because Yasmine (my equivalent to The Previously Ginger One had a baby and my mum became a Gran. So I have a question? Can she now be called Gran-the-Dog-Hexpert too? Oh and PS if you have any odd vice about how to be an On Call can you let me know. I doesn't know nothing about babies at all!

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeetell the Mum that this too shall pass πŸ™‚

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Diane Morcom"But Bertie has a willy"! Lol 😝

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Gwynneth ManningDid eye spye No Worzel hupstares? How actcherly hawfull!!!!!!!

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Sarah AndrewsHobviosly yur Mum is used to looking hafter a gud boykins, like you and me, so she will need hinstructions for them wot are more hard werk. Pepper XX

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If you is new to making friends with Worzel Wooface, here is some himportant stuff wot you might like to know!

I are a rescue dog from Hounds First Sighthound Rescue and I started my blog to keep the peoples that first dopped me up to date with everyfing that happened in my life.

Then fings gotted all very out-of-control and very quite hexciting and lots of peoples started wanting to be my friend.

Then I fort, if I putted all my hadventures in some books, I could keep Mum out of troubles and having stoopid hideas, So far I has dunned publishing 2 and there is more on the actual very way!

So, if peoples want to know why you is giggling to your actual self or why you has started to very talk like Worzel, then you can share this with them. And then they might not fink you has gonned completely bonkers crazy, honly an ickle bit.

Fanking oo kindly
Your luffly boykin
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Pee-Ess - Fortunatly, people do fink I did a very quite actual good job.

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If you is new to making friends with Worzel Wooface, here is some himportant stuff wot you might like to know!

I are a rescue dog from Hounds First Sighthound Rescue and I started my blog to keep the peoples that first dopped me up to date with everyfing that happened in my life.

Then fings gotted all very out-of-control and very quite hexciting and lots of peoples started wanting to be my friend.

Then I fort, if I putted all my hadventures in some books, I could keep Mum out of troubles and having stoopid hideas, So far I has dunned publishing 2 and there is more on the actual very way!

So, if peoples want to know why you is giggling to your actual self or why you has started to very talk like Worzel, then you can share this with them. And then they might not fink you has gonned completely bonkers crazy, honly an ickle bit.

Fanking oo kindly
Your luffly boykin
Worzel Wooface

Pee-Ess - Fortunatly, people do fink I did a very quite actual good job.

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeewhen is 3rd one coming out? πŸ™‚

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Viv GarnerLove you Worzel, you always make me smile 😍

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Elizabeth GeeHas it kept mum out of trouble though?

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Georgina CoyleCan't wait for No 3!! Already ordered!! πŸ’–πŸ’–

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Sandra PenningtonGood to know another book coming out. Xxx

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Lin GuestAlready pre ordered no 3. Love you're book and following you on Facebook. You never fail to make me chuckle. Xx🐢🐾

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Trixie ShawWorzel peeps duzunts finks eye haz gonnd doolally dey duz noze eyes binnd doolally fur agis

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Yiota Panayi DavisWhen will the Kindle or digital version be available please Worzel? Looking forward to catching up with your adventures again soon (hopefully soon) 😘

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More from my Road Trip!

I did get to see my famberly wot is related to Dad. We had a bar-be-que at Auntie Sue and Uncle Dave's where I did get to do some Himportant Work chasing Huninvited Hinvading Cats from the garden and exerlent hignoring of the cats wot owned the place.

Some peoples do fink that luffly boykins cannot tell the difference between these two types of actual cats but we can. Well, I can! General Frank of the Ginger Militia did teach me all about it when I was an ickle Worzel Wooface.

A cat-wot-owns-the-place does scowling and sitting still and creates a space all around it wot luffly boykins are not allowed to enter. A Hunivited Hivader Cat does not do this fing. It looks furtive; not 'sertive. So - I did chase the furtive looking ones away and left the 'sertive ones to sit by the barbeque supervising Uncle Dave's steak cookering...
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I did get to see my famberly wot is related to Dad. We had a bar-be-que at Auntie Sue and Uncle Daves where I did get to do some Himportant Work chasing Huninvited Hinvading Cats from the garden and exerlent hignoring of the cats wot owned the place.

Some peoples do fink that luffly boykins cannot tell the difference between these two types of actual cats but we can. Well, I can! General Frank of the Ginger Militia did teach me all about it when I was an ickle Worzel Wooface.

A cat-wot-owns-the-place does scowling and sitting still and creates a space all around it wot luffly boykins are not allowed to enter. A Hunivited Hivader Cat does not do this fing. It looks furtive; not sertive. So - I did chase the furtive looking ones away and left the sertive ones to sit by the barbeque supervising Uncle Daves steak cookering...

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Claire AstonWorzel, you are an extremely clever boy. There are not many dogs who would be able to transfer what you know of cats-at-home to cats-at-somewhere-you've-never-been-before.

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Sonia LovellWorzel we sees you do seek out a nice shady tree to do daytime sleepies in hot weather. So does we Millie and Izzie !!!!

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeeomgoodness, Woo, I LOVE the words of this post, love love love!

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Eileen SharkeyWhat a good boy Worzel.....Big Hugs XXX

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Trish HobsonThat doesn't work at mine Worzel..my cat that owns the place..invites them in...:-) πŸ™‚

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Kaye RobertsWell done on the cat situation

1 month ago   ·  1
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Kirianne WillettsLove Worzel 😊

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Sandra RobertsonVery well done Worzel!!

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Margie RiddellI hope they cooked you some nice steak .... you know for protecting everyone from invading cats xx

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Pat Berliner SchlueterYou are amazing Worzel, and so 'scriminatin! Well done. Hope you got some steak or sausages at the barbie.

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Sandra PenningtonWorzel you are the perfect guest. ❀️

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Dee DeeMe and my naughty lickle sister do the if it runs chase it but it not always works.....

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Sibbie WilliamsonI'm glad you are enjoying yourself

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Sharon NattrassYou are amazing Worzel, being able to tell the difference. I hope you got something nice from the barbecue for your trouble.xx

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Pam CohenMilo is so looking forward to your help in chasing huninvited cats away. I'm looking forward to you chasing the Nag pies off. They make a horrid noise. πŸ˜€

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Mary HicksWho's a clever boykin

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Kym UnthankWell done young man πŸ—

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Paula DavidsenGreat

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Elaine CooperSuch a clever Boykin, well done Worzel, you will be invited back.x

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JJ Robison SellersGenius pup!!

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Susan AndrewsYou're not just a lovely boykin, Worzel, you're a very clever boykin too. I hope you were suitably rewarded

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Susie WilliamsYou are welcome any time Worzel. I'm not so sure about your Mum & Dad though! XXX to you all!

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Sharon HudsonOh, hexherlent job Worzel!!

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More from my Road Trip...

I went to see Uncle Keith at his boat and had to do climbing up a set of steps. I have dunned this fing perfickly before but this time, when I was half way up, I did change my mind and then decided to jump down. It did nearly end in disaster cos Mum was at the top of the steps and still holding onto my lead and there was a lot of words said about LEGGO! Cos I did an exerlent himpression of a Trapped Peas Artist dangling from my harness...

You will be pleased to know that once Mum did LEGGO and I had all my four feet on the ground, I did not do bogging off Big Time Badly. But I did give Mum A Look.

After that Dad did carrying me up the steps. And we did have an exerlent cuppatea with a lot of boring talk about bits of boats.
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Claudia Von HachtYou're such a brave lovely boykin! Good of you giving mum The Look! Next time she'll knew better πŸ˜‰

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Elaine EyreWorzel, Just remember.... mums don't bounce as well as Worzels!!!! XxxπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Carol DriverOh dear worzel glad everyone is ok

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Sandra RobertsonGlad Mum didn't end up in the river!!

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Sue HardyWell done for not bogging off Worzel. What a good boykins you are. Beulah would have probably dunned that fing or jumpded in the water and gone for a swim! Mum should be proud of you.

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Chris HipkissOh Worzel! You are a 'nana ! 🍌 but we love you x

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Sharon HudsonOh Worzel! No more trapped peas artist pleez!! My heart was in my throat! So glat mum had a harness or we wouldn't be laffing. Such a smart mummy, she must spend her waking hours and haft the night thinking about Worzel "cuud do's" and Worzel "mite do's!! Sorry you found the bits and boats talk boring, but what do you hexpect hater flying!!

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Sue BaldwinOoops. It's a gud jobs you did have your safety harness on. Them step onto boats can be tricky things, you are so brave for trying. Hope you have better luck getting off. Xxx

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Susie WilliamsLove the "Hadventures of Woo"! What are you going to say about coming here?

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Lin GuestGlad you're all ok Worzel xx

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Sibbie Williamsonglad you had a great day

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Kym UnthankWell done dad !

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Sandra PenningtonGlad you ok Worzel. Xx

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Jenny WalkerOh Worzel, you silly Boykin!

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Dawn McKennaWorzel Wooface, the amazering traped eeze hartist, coming to a town near you, as long as you are very actual near to a boat, which has a ladder for woo to do climbing up. Mum better do Leggo a very lot sooner though xxxxx

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It has binned a very, very busy few days. I does seem to have been every-blinking-where with no time to even actual fink!

Mum and Dad decided that we needed to do a Road-Trip to see lots of peoples we hasn't seen for a long time.

I are pleased to say I was a very good boykin about the hole going in the car fing and did halmost no Complaints to the Management.

First of very all, we went to see Dawn and Toby. I was supposed to see their new lurcher boy Jack but he was feeling a bit poorly sick so he had to stay hindoors whilst I did peeing all over his favourite field. I fink he is going to be very quite confuddled when he next visits his field cos it is going to smell of Hinteresting Nother Dog wot he Didn't Get to Meet. If it was me, I would feel cheated and hoffended but Jack is not even a year old and not hexperienced in knowing this is Very Not On so his Mum and Dad might get away with it...

I will carry on with the Story of My Road Trip soon but the weather is booful and Kite has gotted her Mum to fill up the paddling pool...
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It has binned a very, very busy few days. I does seem to have been every-blinking-where with no time to even actual fink!

Mum and Dad decided that we needed to do a Road-Trip to see lots of peoples we hasnt seen for a long time. 

I are pleased to say I was a very good boykin about the hole going in the car fing and did halmost no Complaints to the Management. 

First of very all, we went to see Dawn and Toby. I was supposed to see their new lurcher boy Jack but he was feeling a bit poorly sick so he had to stay hindoors whilst I did peeing all over his favourite field. I fink he is going to be very quite confuddled when he next visits his field cos it is going to smell of Hinteresting Nother Dog wot he Didnt Get to Meet. If it was me, I would feel cheated and hoffended but Jack is not even a year old and not hexperienced in knowing this is Very Not On so his Mum and Dad might get away with it...

I will carry on with the Story of My Road Trip soon but the weather is booful and Kite has gotted her Mum to fill up the paddling pool...

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Susie WilliamsYou dos seem to live at Kites more than at home! Sounds like a clever wheeze Mum!

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Lesley WilcoxI hope you had a good few days away and that Jack feels better very soon. I always like to go away but I also like to come home again. i expect you're the same. I hope you enjoyed visiting Kite and the paddling pool! Much needed in this weather!

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Elaine Cooperhave a luflee holibob Worzel.x

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Dawn Barsley-DaleI can say that Jack is now fully recovered and has had his first public outing after 2 weeks at home today. We how have a very salty, sandy, pooped puppy .

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Sharon HudsonOhhh! Can't wait to hear more about your hadventures! Have fun in the paddling pool. πŸ™‚

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Kath PeelHa, ha you's all doo Lilly tapped ,!!I love it ha ha

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Kym UnthankHave a lovely holiday 🌞

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Gwynneth Manningeye node yew must bee havin a very actcheral hadventure> Eye is glad too sea that Jack iz feelin better. Eye hopes he do be likin gessin games wen he is in hiz field!

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Sibbie Williamsonhave fun

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A special guest to my studio today Worzel the lurcher. He reminded me so much of my dear Barley, what a lovely fella. <3

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Jane PowellBeautiful x

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Stella LewisLovely photo

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Donna SandersStunning.

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Gwynneth ManningEye woz just finkin 'bout yew wen eye woz havin me brekfust hand hup yew pops! Happy day, luffly boykin.

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Elaine EyreBeautiful boy ❀️❀️❀️

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Pearl AverySo gorgeous.xx

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Diane MorcomWhat a handsome chap! xx

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Clare RennettWhat a luffly boykin! 😍

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Elizabeth GeeLooking good Worz.

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Sibbie Williamsonhe's handsome

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Alison JamesWhat a handsome boy.

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Trish EarleAwe...what a stunningly handsome beautiful boykin....and what gorgeous photos Penelope...x

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Elaine KirbyBeautiful boykins xxx

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Linda BakerWow what a picture!

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Laura GowersHe's a very fluffy boykin.

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Pauline LawtonLufferly boykins xx

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Jenny WalkerBooful boykin

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Karen CollinVery handsome worzel x

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Julie NealeHansum Boykin. X

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Sarah ClarkGreat pic! He looks like he's frowning!πŸ˜†

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Alison JamesSo GORGEOUS. X

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