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IT STARTED WITH A BLOG

I’d honly binned living with my forever famberly for a few weeks when I did decide that I need to start keeping a diary.
In case I did need it in the future as hevidence. Or somefing like that.
Turns out I didn’t need it as hevidence cos I did like living here very quite a lot and a lot.
But peoples did very quite like reading it and some did say it was actual funny and did make their day.
ukbaAnd my blog even made it to the finals of the Blog Awards !!
So I has carried on writing about my life and my famberly.

And the cats.

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Dear Jack-the-Puppy

Fank oo for your letter.

I do fink bean bags are very quite tricky fings. They look like hinanny-mate hobjects but they is not. They has got Minds Of Their Own. You just have to sneeze near them and they do moving all by themselves. It is very strange and they is not to be trusted a very tall.

I bet before you wented to sleep you was on the bean bag? But after you wented to sleep the bean bag did decide it didn't want to be squashed by you all night so it did wriggling around very very gently to get you off it. They is sneaky like that. Mum does the same fing if I fall asleep on her legs but she isn't much good at it so I notice and leap off all quite very hoffended.

So my bestest advice would have binned for you to avoid it. At all costs. But because you is a puppy you just leaped in with all four paws. In future I would do finding somewhere betterer and more predictababble to sleep... like on top of your Dad. When Dad's go to sleep they does become co-me-tozed hespecially if they has had cider. And you will find yourself asleep hexactly where you lefted yourself the night before.

I hope that does help

From your luffly boykin

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Dear Worzel, Help!!!! Sleeping on bean bags is proving tricky... Any tips? Your puppy friend Jack PS it might be a broken bean bag!

Dear Jack-the-Puppy

Fank oo for your letter.

I do fink bean bags are very quite tricky fings. They look like hinanny-mate hobjects but they is not. They has got Minds Of Their Own. You just have to sneeze near them and they do moving all by themselves. It is very strange and they is not to be trusted a very tall.

I bet before you wented to sleep you was on the bean bag? But after you wented to sleep the bean bag did decide it didnt want to be squashed by you all night so it did wriggling around very very gently to get you off it. They is sneaky like that. Mum does the same fing if I fall asleep on her legs but she isnt much good at it so I notice and leap off all quite very hoffended.

So my bestest advice would have binned for you to avoid it. At all costs. But because you is a puppy you just leaped in with all four paws. In future I would do finding somewhere betterer and more predictababble to sleep... like on top of your Dad. When Dads go to sleep they does become co-me-tozed hespecially if they has had cider. And you will find yourself asleep hexactly where you lefted yourself the night before.

I hope that does help

From your luffly boykin

Worzel Wooface

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Elaine CooperWorzel, you is a very wise and lufflee boykins.xx

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Susan BurtonSuper advise

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Lilibeth Chua

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Sue StabbYou is very hactually right bin bags is to be avoided! Also finds that make sudden loud noises like small children and my mums shoes that have a tendency to squeak loudly on laminate floors. Your friend Otto

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Olivia CooperDear Worzel and Jack-the-puppy, we too have suffered the sneaky bean bag. But we has mastered it! The trick is to keep trying and failing to lie on it whilst looking utterly pathetic. Then the parents will be guilted into buying you increasingly big bean bags until you get a ginormous slab bean bag. These are absolutely fabumazing for roaching on! Luffs Odi and Inka

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Sara BicknellDodger doesnโ€™t do bean bags. Dodger does sofas.

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Pam CohenMilo did bean bags - until he tried eating them ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Catherine EyreDave here. I'd like to offer some advice on the bean bag fing. They is terry frying things and should be stayed away from. If you show how scared you are the humans will make sure the bean bags get removed and you get rugs to sleep on, three proper dog beds, one in each room and a king size bed. So my advice to you is be scared, be very very scared, because it can actual work in your advantages. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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Louise EarleyAha, we made it !

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Carole Linnea BlairI feel the same about beanbags! I avoid them!

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Lynne NicholsonGood advice Worzel

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Georgina CoyleWhat a wise boy you are Worzel!! Really great advice!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’Ÿ

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Kaye RobertsWorzel Wooface we binned the bean bag beds and went Aplaca wool filled beds instead ifn your Mum can find some one breeding Alpaca's and they's willin to sell you some of their clip they're awesome lovely and warm and none of that clumping together business

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Kay DawsonStuart Dawson

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Judith PuddleRuff says yoo should only do sleepings on the hoomans beds

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Cathryn VickersI fink yuse cud get werk as han agony Nuncle Worzel Wooface, fixing evry buddies problems

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Every morning Mum gets up
And leaves a warm spot in the bed
From where her bum has burped all night
I don't fink that's wot I shoulda said

Erm...

Every morning Mum springs out
Of bed to greet the luffly day
And I jump in to feel the warmth
Of where her sleeping boddedy lay

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Every morning Mum gets up
And leaves a warm spot in the bed
From where her bum has burped all night
I dont fink thats wot I shoulda said

Erm...

Every morning Mum springs out
Of bed to greet the luffly day
And I jump in to feel the warmth
Of where her sleeping boddedy lay

One of them two fings. I shall leave you to do making up your own actual mind...

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Monty Kempson-MarshGood Worzel. At least you wait for your mummy to get up. I sleep with a Diggle on me all night, flopped over my legs or my back or neck! โค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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Susan BennettFirst good chuckle of the day ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you Worzel ๐Ÿ’™ x

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Tricia Franklinmy doogie well he is not plite like you he takes over the bed . the other one just likes to sleap under the sink with 2 double duvets. good boy worzel.

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Sally PoxonCheeky Worzel!

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Jenny WalkerDon't blame you Worzel, its cold out and there's nothing like a warm bed.

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Rosalind PorterTreats put away on high shelf for tonight ๐Ÿ˜

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Ann HuntMakes sense to me.

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Sandra PenningtonOh Worzel you are a caution. Lovely pic. X

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Georgina CoyleWhat a wonderful poet you are Worzel, lol!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Justin PuddleThis is where I does go just after dad does go to his work. Mum says I must stay at the bottom of the bed but I moves when she goes out.

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Justin PuddleBecky Puddle Izzy Puddle

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Denise KnivetonLoves you Worzel xxx

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Sandra RobertsonI like both versions Worzel but the first one made me laugh!!

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Dawn McKennaI fink the first poem is the bestest Worzel, it made I giggle xxx

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Carol DriverVery good worzel loving the latest book ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Joy WoodWicked worzel luffly boy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

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Gwynneth ManningOooh! Witch one two actcheral doo chooozin!

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Louise Nim KittoLisa Jackson

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Nabanita BanerjeeYou are quite a poet Worzel. I think i prefer the first one.โคโคโคโค

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Lilibeth Chua

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Linda Hopkins CookYou are so funny Worzel.xxx

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Elaine CooperOh Worzel, you are very clever at poetry.xx

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There was a pheasant skwarkering in the field on the other side of the
Hedge. And I Did Recall. I does deserve a Meddle. Made of Cheese. About the same size as the actual Moon!
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There was a pheasant skwarkering in the field on the other side of the
Hedge. And I Did Recall. I does deserve a Meddle. Made of Cheese. About the same size as the actual Moon!

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Eileen O'BrienWell done Worzel ๐Ÿ™‚ x

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Sara BicknellWell done Worzel. Scout gets 'distracted' by squirrels,

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Gloria Peekwell done Worzel Wooface-you deserve your cheese meddle

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Claudia Von HachtWell done Worzel, but beware next step is obedience with gran!

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Summer Sparkles HuntHeโ€™s like your spirit animal Rhys ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sarah Dimond๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ…

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Elizabeth Gee๐Ÿ‘

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Helen GreenWell done Worzel! I bet that was really really hard! ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ†

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Lilibeth Chua

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Diane MorcomAw, well done boykins! Hope mum gave you a bitta cheese for being a good boy?! xx

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Georgina CoyleWhat a clever boy you are Worzel!! You did really well & should be really proud of yourself!! "๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘

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Sarah MilesWell done Worzel, hope you got that medal ๐Ÿฅ‡

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Kym UnthankWell done young man ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–

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Jackie WebbWell done. Such a growed up Boykin

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Catherine EyreDave here. I think recall is highly overrated. Doing your own thing is much bettterer, however, it's possible I may consider coming back if cheese is involved. Did you actual know that the moon is actual made of cheese and if you is having it all to yourself then I think that might be a very actual big much too lot for one dog on his own and I am here to help you in any way I can. You just need to invite me over. Also I have a question, is the larder big enough to put all that cheese in or are you planning to eat it all on today?!

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Linda Hopkins CookWell done Worzel you deserve your cheese. You are a gawgus boy.xxxx

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Sandra PenningtonWell done Worzel. Xx

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Sue StabbWell done Worzel. I did forget to do recall this morning and gotted in big trouble badly. The reason for my going deaf was a lovely little lady called Lexie who I did actually fall in love with. Otto x

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Margaret AbateWell done Worsel, you are a very good boy.

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Kaye RobertsWell done Worzel Wooface bet Mum was well chuffed with you

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Carol DriverWell done worzel received your latest book in post yesterday exciting times

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Sharon HudsonYeah Worzel!! Yes you do!!

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Maggie WilloughbyWell done Worzel. I'm sure you will get a just reward!!

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Alison JamesWell done Worzel.

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Rosemary SmithWorzel you do deserve a medal. Deffernetly! Love Sam and Doug xx

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I has learned a noo trick! It is very quite rewarding for luffly boykins so I does reccy-mend it for any other sighthound wot is more on the hezzy-tant side of sertive.

My noo trick is Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around.

Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around is Not. Begging. Begging hinvolves sit and looking hopeful and being a hogpig Labrador.

Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around is best dunned when roast chickens is being hacked about by cross Mums. Mums wot is cross cos they asked Dad to come and carve the chicken cos she is rubbish at it and also trying to make gravy and drain peas and will-you-take-those-blinking-headphones-off-I-don't-care-how-many-people-will-die-it's-tea-time.

This is the point when a luffly boykin should do Making A Happearance. Hastily Hacked chickens are perfick for luffly boykins cos the skin becomes hevidence of bad hacking and it sort of slides off and sits there being Tempting. Very Tempting...

Dad says Mum should not eat the crispy skin of a chicken cos it is full of fat and Mum will get a Art Attack. But it is yummy. And Dads wot won't take their headphones off and come and help have got No. Right. to lecture Mums on wot they should eat. Hespecially when they can't see... and luffly boykins who do Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around can find themselves on the fabumazing end of a-bit-for-me and a bit-for-Worzel...

Mum hasn't worked out how I do know about Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around when the chicken is getting carved yet. Or wot actual happens to the chicken skin when Dad does the carving. Or why Dad usually offers to carve the chicken. But she will... heventually...
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I has learned a noo trick! It is very quite rewarding for luffly boykins so I does reccy-mend it for any other sighthound wot is more on the hezzy-tant side of sertive.

My noo trick is Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around.

Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around is Not. Begging. Begging hinvolves sit and looking hopeful and being a hogpig Labrador.

Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around is best dunned when roast chickens is being hacked about by cross Mums. Mums wot is cross cos they asked Dad to come and carve the chicken cos she is rubbish at it and also trying to make gravy and drain peas and will-you-take-those-blinking-headphones-off-I-dont-care-how-many-people-will-die-its-tea-time.

This is the point when a luffly boykin should do Making A Happearance. Hastily Hacked chickens are perfick for luffly boykins cos the skin becomes hevidence of bad hacking and it sort of slides off and sits there being Tempting. Very Tempting...

Dad says Mum should not eat the crispy skin of a chicken cos it is full of fat and Mum will get a Art Attack. But it is yummy. And Dads wot wont take their headphones off and come and help have got No. Right. to lecture Mums on wot they should eat. Hespecially when they cant see... and luffly boykins who do Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around can find themselves on the fabumazing end of a-bit-for-me and a bit-for-Worzel...

Mum hasnt worked out how I do know about Oppy-Mistic Hanging Around when the chicken is getting carved yet. Or wot actual happens to the chicken skin when Dad does the carving. Or why Dad usually offers to carve the chicken. But she will... heventually...

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Sheila JossUntil then make the very actual fabumazing most of it ๐Ÿ™‚ Rab and Shughy know this trick....when my lovely Sis is here they do OMHR A LOT! she thinks its because they love her so much....which they do of course.....me and them know better but we aren't telling ๐Ÿ™‚

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Ann HuntShe will in due courses.

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Justin PuddleI do oppy-mistic hanging around in the mornings when dad does make his sandwiches. Beef or ham is my favourite. Then I does do begging for mums tea to wash it down with.

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Mary HicksChuckle chuckle

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Sandra PenningtonAnya does oppy mystic hanging around. She knows I am clumsy and so she may be lucky. If it's chicken the cats join her.

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Allan MatthewsSit and wait. Not if your a foxhound๐Ÿ˜‚

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Rowena BloomerEd Bloomer remind you of anyone?

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Janice DillnuttThat is an actual fantabulous trick Worzel you is a very clever boykin ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Rosemary SmithWell done Worzel!!

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Sue HardyBeulah learnt that trick as a puppy. Only really works on Dads and other mens cos they are suckers! Best done when the fridge door has been opened and you just happen to be in the kitchen at the same time when cheese or ham is being cut.

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Jane ColeReggie is very good at this. I accidentally trod on his paw the other day while he was lurking about and it still didnโ€™t stop him!! Xx

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Yiota Panayi DavisWell done Worzel. Although I have a sneaky suspicion that this activity is genetic to pretty much most dogs and, in my personal experience, all cats! ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

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Elaine CooperLooking good lufflee boykins.xx

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Susie WilliamsI hope your hanging around brought it's just deserts! Our 4 Mogs have it down to a fine art - particularly with Dad!

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Margaret KingClever boy

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Kaye RobertsMain thing about all this is you scored Worzel Wooface as for carving a chicken it's really simple Mum... take the wings off then the legs carving as close to the bone on the frame as possible then just slice breast meat off. OH and no picking the good bits!!

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Celia KerrExcellent trick , the next stage in zen oppymystics is encouraging the carving board down to floor level, for wooface lookalikes to do important "small bits too big to be added to the gravy" removal and dispatch ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Worzel Wooface shared Hubble & Hattie's photo.

It has binned very quite actual an hadventure but so long as there is a fuge bed and a pillow, I fink everyfing will be ok.
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TODAY on the Hubble & Hattie blog โ€ฆ It's been a loooooong, busy summer for Worzel Wooface โ€ฆ new books, new adventures, and some fantastic reviews for the one-and-only Literary Lurcher โ€ฆ read all about it here: hubbleandhattie.blogspot.co.uk/2017/10/worzels-quite-very-actual-busy-summer.html

It has binned very quite actual an hadventure but so long as there is a fuge bed and a pillow, I fink everyfing will be ok.

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Linda Hopkins CookYou are luvly Worzel. Xxx

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Ann HuntHe is. will miss his blogs.

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Gwynneth ManningOoooh Ooooh! I did do actcheral seein yew on the telly tooniteWorzel Wooface! The lady on the noose programm said sumfin ;bout the opitals in Norfolk hand Suffolk and their yew actcheral woz on my sreem wiv yore Mum and the Previously Ginger One! Eye cudn't bleeve my peepers!

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Stella LewisMarley would still love to meet you. His.mum promise she won't look at you till u look at her x

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Trish EarleI did do three actual cheers today Worzel when I got an email from Mr Amazon telling me mine and my Dads books had been dispatched....x

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Judith OttoJust finishing the first book fabumazing x

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Judith PuddleLots of love luffly Worzel we did see you your mum & the previously ginger one on the telly Ruff did think it was himself

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Neymar

Lovely Neymar is lookering for his forever home.

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Gwynneth ManningShared. Paws crossed for your Lookalike!

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Susie WilliamsHe looks like your brother!

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Georgina CoyleAwwwh, what a beautiful dog!! Hope he gets his forever home really soon! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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Sara-Jayne GainerJust for a second I thought you were looking for a new home Worzel !!!๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

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Nancy Wilson-smithBeautiful!!!!

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Becky PuddleBeautiful boy ๐Ÿ’™

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Sandra PenningtonHe's gorgeous.

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Christina WestOh Worzel, tell mumzie he is your long lost brother and you do hav to do the adopshun fing.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’–

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Joy WoodLaura Gowers omg ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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Irena Poll WrightsonBless shared x

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Worzel Wooface shared their post.

Please keep sharing and tagging your friends to do joining in. We has over 300 photos so far and that is fabumazing!

And please do remembering to click on the black box and put your comment on the fing wot comes up, not on this post or it won't count.

Fanking oo kindly

From your luffly boykin

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***UPDATE*** We is close to 500 now. Please remember to do sharing with your friends!! *** Don't forget to click on the photo and THEN put your photo in the comments so they go on the original post*** I fink I might have goned a bit very mad but here actual goes. I aren't going to be able to do this without a lot and a lot of help. Like peoples joining in and asking their friends to join in and all very sorts. I reckon we might need to get to at least a fousand... probababbly more.

Please keep sharing and tagging your friends to do joining in. We has over 300 photos so far and that is fabumazing!

And please do remembering to click on the black box and put your comment on the fing wot comes up, not on this post or it wont count.

Fanking oo kindly

From your luffly boykin

Worzel Wooface

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Ceri Ann SwinneySian, put Annie and Banjo on

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Lynn MutleyDo you really want more from me???

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Carroll TrevorAmber, my rescued hound, now PAT dog.

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Sandra DunphyMy mum and me loves u Worzel. Snoops xxx

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Sue StabbMy mum took this photo while I was resting on my day bed in the summer house, she thinks me and dad do enough blinking resting for the whole world but in hactual fact I could do a lot more if she sat down more so I could do resting on her lap a bit more bilking often. Your fellow rescue dog Otto

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Ann HuntWe have not got a Wooface at the moment but are going to see one next week. We hope we all like like each other and then our journey will be complete.XX

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Susan HumphreysWhat black pic??

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***UPDATE*** We is close to 500 now. Please remember to do sharing with your friends!!

*** Don't forget to click on the photo and THEN put your photo in the comments so they go on the original post***

I fink I might have goned a bit very mad but here actual goes. I aren't going to be able to do this without a lot and a lot of help. Like peoples joining in and asking their friends to join in and all very sorts.

I reckon we might need to get to at least a fousand... probababbly more.
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***UPDATE*** We is close to 500 now. Please remember to do sharing with your friends!!

*** Dont forget to click on the photo and THEN put your photo in the comments so they go on the original post***

I fink I might have goned a bit very mad but here actual goes. I arent going to be able to do this without a lot and a lot of help. Like peoples joining in and asking their friends to join in and all very sorts.

I reckon we might need to get to at least a fousand... probababbly more.

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Tina CookMacey (whippet x Italian greyhound) - adopted Jan 2014 โค๏ธ

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Paula BerryMy best boy Ron Weasel

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Monty Kempson-MarshBoth my rescue boys, Diggle and Monty xx

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Ree DawesAlfie and Poppy, both rescues, both bring so much joy to our lives

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Happy actual National Black Dog Day to my foster friends Gypsy and Harry. National Black Dog Day is all about reminding peoples that black dogs in rescue do take much, much longerer to find their forever homes than other doggys.

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Happy actual National Black Dog Day to my foster friends Gypsy and Harry. National Black Dog Day is all about reminding peoples that black dogs in rescue do take much, much longerer to find their forever homes than other doggys.

Does you have a black dog? If you does, please do sharing their photo here so we can all see how fabumazing they are!

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Janice DillnuttThe very handsome Scooby Diddly Doo sadly not mine he owns my friend ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Karen ConwayHope, our Spanish rescue dog, we have had her nearly 4 years now.

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Sue HardyMy beautiful Beulah. A 4 year old who everyone thinks is a black lab but her mum is a German Shepherd and dad a Retriever/Spaniel cross. She specialises in rolling in mud, diving into the compost heap and swimming in stinky ditches and ponds! Oh and continual ball chasing, rabbit hunting and guarding the walnut tree from squirrels.

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Tash PinderMy beautiful greyhound Patsy ๐Ÿ’œ

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Sue WalpoleMiMi Eliza xx

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Abi Katey Louise WhitakerHello worzel Iโ€™m riley

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Helen KimberMy little black diamond Murphy

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Tony AllenThis is Rose when she discovered squirrels went up trees not into another dimension๐Ÿ˜

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Christina WestOne of my daughter's black greyhounds.๐Ÿ’—

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Fiona BradleyPatch who we rescued 6.5 years ago ๐Ÿ˜€

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Joanne AshtonFizz with my granddaughter Scarlett โค๏ธ

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Kate Bob HammondMy Paddy no longer with us but so very handsome x

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Clare BarrettDaisy....black rescue dogs are best...xx

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Amber KnightAlmost 8 years since Luna's gotcha day. She's a bit greyer now but loved so much ๐Ÿ˜

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Lorraine CrippsNessie, spaniel cross lab.

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Chantal Bourgonjea bit grey muzzled, but here your black (with a bit of white) friend Roxy.

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All this week, everyboodedy has binned talking about the white bobbly fings wot have suddenly popped up all over Kite's lawn. At first the talking was all about whether Worzel Wooface would fink they was toys or heven worser hedible and wot was to be dunned about it.

I can tell you for very nuffink I did not fink they was either of those fings. I does know they isn't food cos first of very all, Maisie wasn't eating them and she eats everyfing and second of very all, they isn't chicken wings. And I did not fink they was toys cos Kite wasn't playing with them.

Once it had been very hestablished that the-dogs-wouldn't-be-so-idiotic all the hoomans did have to work very quite hard on not being stoopid. That was much, much very harderer and you will not believe the bad hinformation and Folk Lore five peoples can come up with when they has had one glass of sherry, none of them know wot they is actual talking about and there is a danger that Free Food might get wasted. And there's nuffink on the telly to distract them.

I are very quite pleased to say that my Mum did leave all the white bobbly fings where they was. She says she knows nuffink about mushrooms and they is probababbly field mushrooms but she's got far too much to blinking do at the very moment to have belly ache or a cycle-delic trip to the moon. But when we wented round there tonight they had all gone.

You will be very quite relieved to know that all of Kite's hoomans are still alive and well and haven't gone on a Magical Mystery Tour. But I are a bit very worried about Kite's Mum's lady-wot-hoovers. Cos she's taken them all and happarently she did come up with heven more Folk Lore wot didn't make any sense at all. Mum finks Kite's Mum shoulda stopped her: apart from the belly aches and the cycle-delic mystery tours, she might do dying... and everyboddedy knows it is very quite himpossible to get a cleaner nowadays...
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All this week, everyboodedy has binned talking about the white bobbly fings wot have suddenly popped up all over Kites lawn. At first the talking was all about whether Worzel Wooface would fink they was toys or heven worser hedible and wot was to be dunned about it.

I can tell you for very nuffink I did not fink they was either of those fings. I does know they isnt food cos first of very all, Maisie wasnt eating them and she eats everyfing and second of very all, they isnt chicken wings. And I did not fink they was toys cos Kite wasnt playing with them.

Once it had been very hestablished that the-dogs-wouldnt-be-so-idiotic all the hoomans did have to work very quite hard on not being stoopid. That was much, much very harderer and you will not believe the bad hinformation and Folk Lore five peoples can come up with when they has had one glass of sherry, none of them know wot they is actual talking about and there is a danger that Free Food might get wasted. And theres nuffink on the telly to distract them. 

I are very quite pleased to say that my Mum did leave all the white bobbly fings where they was. She says she knows nuffink about mushrooms and they is probababbly field mushrooms but shes got far too much to blinking do at the very moment to have belly ache or a cycle-delic trip to the moon. But when we wented round there tonight they had all gone.

You will be very quite relieved to know that all of Kites hoomans are still alive and well and havent gone on a Magical Mystery Tour. But I are a bit very worried about Kites Mums lady-wot-hoovers. Cos shes taken them all and happarently she did come up with heven more Folk Lore wot didnt make any sense at all. Mum finks Kites Mum shoulda stopped her: apart from the belly aches and the cycle-delic mystery tours, she might do dying... and everyboddedy knows it is very quite himpossible to get a cleaner nowadays...

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Tricia Franklinooh wooface think you need to get in fox poo rolling its really nice perfume and humans run off in panic no idea why love from Max. jax does not get what all the fuss is about but seems a good game.

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Pam CohenTell mum to take a picture next time, I know a mushroom hexpert!

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Sonia LovellWell my lady wot Hoover's finks they must be lefted lone and Millie and Izzie says the same . The only fing that is good on the grass is foxy poo and that is lubbly to roll in !!

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Viv GarnerWorzel you is a proper card โค๏ธ

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Christina WestOh Worzel, thank you for making me laugh.๐Ÿ’–

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Sheila JossWorzel Wooface, tell your Mum that I once thought of Livin Orf The Land and doing the selfishuntly thing so I looked online for advice. First thing I read was that if you harvest wild mushrooms, you should soak them in salted water to get all the bugs out before you cook them. Right there and then I decided that doing my own Waitrose shopping was as selfishunt as I wanted to get.

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Gwynneth ManningOoh! Worzel! We hazz halso benn 'vaded by white bobbly fings wen we woz on our holibobs! They iz hallover the grass verges and peepls actcheral gardens, hincludin hours! They iz heven sum wot is shaped like 'brellas wot didn't hopen hup propyl just down the road! Eye don't be finkin they iz Triffids tho, 'cos they can't do walkin!

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Carol DriverClever worked for not eating them

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Ann TroddGood job you didn't eat them Worzel, some can make doggies very ill.

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Anita BaggeAlthough a cycle-delic trip to the moon sounds quite appealing on a Friday night after a hard week.....

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Sara BicknellDodger would like to consult you regarding the white bobbly things that are all over his lawn too....

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Kaye RobertsBOL Worzel just where does one find a great lady-wot-hoovers Muvver could do with one of em if you check out her wall you'll see she's become damaged goods and not fit for purpose and given her age there's no returning her!!

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Kath PeelDonut knock em over worzel theyves got fairy flings Livni in em! Am, they gets angry,

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Dear Dad

Please tell actual Mum that the hall floor is Not Comfy. Heven if it does have a membery foam mattress HAND a duvet... It's not The Bed. The Bed is where I want to be. So, as long as I are not On. The. Bed, I is Not Comfy.

From your luffly boykin
Worzel Wooface

Pee-Ess: I fink if you doesn't stop snoring soon, then you'll be finding out just how Not Comfy the hall floor is...
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Ann ReddingWell said Worzel

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Sophie AgrellOh poor Worzel! The bed is the only truly comfortable place to sleep. All six of our dogs wholeheartedly agree

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Becky PuddleGood luck Worzel ๐Ÿ˜€

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Becky PuddleDay Bed.

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Claudia Von HachtPoor Worzel, last night you told mum that the hall floor is very very comfy and now it seems she took your advise ... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

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Becky PuddleBut not happy when I have to share with that horrible cat.

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Rosalind PorterWorzel, you can come and sleep IN my bed any time xxx

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Susan BurtonPoor wooface

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Chantal BourgonjeYou can show your actual Mum that this is how long dogs of all kinds need to sleep!

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Georgina CoylePoor Worzel!! I do fink that mum will let you back On The Bed soon when she realises how much you are suffering. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’–

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Mary HicksPoor Worzel

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Mary BrockYou have made me have a good chuckle!! Good luck with that Worzel! X

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Kaye RobertsGood Grief Worzel Wooface do we need to take up Pawtion for you to get back on the bed none of this sleeping on the hall floor especially coming into winter!!

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeThe hall floor is definitely not comfy for longy leggidy hounds with bony limbs haha xx

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Shirley Winnread my first book loved it ordered the others xx

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Stella BurgessIf dad joins you Worz you will probably like the hall

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Sharon HudsonWorzel, so sorry for you!! All luffly boykins should have a bed if they weren't one. What duz mum think you are, a d-o-g?!!

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Sandra PenningtonPoor Worzel. There could be a hooman dad in our house sleeping on the dining room floor tonight if there is any more snoring like last night!!!

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Viv GarnerLove you Worzel ๐Ÿ˜

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Sheila JossWorzel Wooface, should we start a pawtishun?

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeMorning Worzel , I canโ€™t feel my legs ๐Ÿ˜€

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Dear Mum
If you did want a luffly boykin who would curl up into an ickle ball and not do hogging all the actual bed, you shoulda got a Yorkshire Terrorist.

From your fuge, ignormous designed-to-do-stretching-out lurcher and not a Yorkshire Terrorist
But still a luffly boykin
Worzel Wooface.

PS - I does not know why you do need to feel your feet. You don't do really, wheely a very nuff running about to be able to feel them any-blinking-more than you do...

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Dear Mum
If you did want a luffly boykin who would curl up into an ickle ball and not do hogging all the actual bed, you shoulda got a Yorkshire Terrorist.

From your fuge, ignormous designed-to-do-stretching-out lurcher and not a Yorkshire Terrorist
But still a luffly boykin
Worzel Wooface.

PS - I does not know why you do need to feel your feet. You dont do really, wheely a very nuff running about to be able to feel them any-blinking-more than you do...

PPS - If you do want a bit more room, the hall floor is very quite comfy. So you keep saying...

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Libby BarnesLook like someone else we know? Kirianne Willetts

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Lynn SevernAww you are gorgeous WW! !!!๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™

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Linda Hopkins CookYou are gawgus Worzel.xxxx

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Monty Kempson-MarshNeil Kempson. You sound just like my Diggle dog. He loves to use mummy and daddy as warm pillows in the night, and take over the whole bed!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿพ

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Catherine EyreDave here. Mums should know that big boy dogs need lots of room, at least 90% of the bed., even though we can call up really really small if we want to. It's actually in the small print at the very bottom of the signing up to live with a sighthound contract. Your mum clearly didn't read it properly so I don't think it's fair to blame you for her short comings. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Julia MaceyIt's not just luffly lurchers what do this thing. Little Jack Russel terriorists do it as Well!

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Gwynneth ManningOh deer! Did sumone do actcheral tellin orf of our luffly Worzel Wooface boykin!. Bye thee weigh, huge iz spelled fuge in Wooface speke!

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Judith PuddleWell done booful Worzel you must keep bashing dad on his face with your legs all night too xxx

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Andrea ManwillCharlie Manwill ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sara BicknellI share my bed with both a stretching out lurches and an ickle terriorist. By 'share' I mean 'cling onto the edge and sleep in the groove'

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Evelyn StolzeNo need for a hot water bottle or electric blanket hey Worzel, you lovely boykins, here is Athel sharing my bed a little while ago xx๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

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Pam CohenMilo is about the size of a Yorkshire terrorist but he still takes up 90% of the blinking bed!!

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Sharon NattrassYou're a lovely boykin Worzel. Mum loves you really.xx

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Justin PuddleI has got all the bed!

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Diane MorcomAw, that face though. So beautiful. xx

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Pamela MassonFrankly, your Mum should try having a total of 14 legs in or on the bed before she gets grumpy.... love from Isa, Tazi and Venetia.

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Mary HicksLove the photo Worzel

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Lynne NicholsonMummy should treasure you I know I'd rather not feel my feet than keep missing my wonderful Tippy who crossed the rainbow bridge just over six months ago.

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Julie KnightsJust the same in my house.

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Kirianne Willetts๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ A certain Master Barney Barnes? ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Helen MasonIckle kitty cats need 90% of the bed, so there's no chance of any bed with a luffly boykin ๐Ÿคฃ

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Donna ElveryThis Yorkshire Terrorist is no better Worzel, she gets under the sheets!

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Erica Jane Ogbornshe wouldn't change you for the world Worzel!

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Toby DaleWorzel, tell your mum she has nothing to complain about. At least it's only one luffy boykins to fit round! With my friend Percy I can guarantee Dad doesn't move at all! Love Jack

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Worzel Wooface was feeling clever.

I did sneaky bin raiding. Bin raiding is somefing I aren't knowed for, so I did getting away with it. Nearly. Hunfortunately, the old coffee stuff wasn't as very good at being sneaky as Worzel Wooface and did giving me away by scattering itself All Over The Floor. And gettering stucked in my beard. So I was Discovered.

But not until after I had eated the bitta old bacon I did find. So I fink I can very cope with the words and tuts and heven the broom. It was all very quite worth it, heven if the kitchen door is being shutted all the blinking time now...
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Janice DillnuttPesky coffee ๐Ÿคฃ

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Jane PowellOh dear Worzal lol bet mum wasnt pleased x

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeecoffees are never good at being sneaky, especially not as good as a Worzel.

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Deborah ShawOh Worzel ! You sneaky thing , a dead giveaway to get it in yer beard !!

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Jane BodenIn our house bin raiding is a bit boring....eating the Swatch watch and the remote control tends to get a reaction!

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Elaine ButlerAhhh Worzel.....you can join the ranks of expert bin-raiders....but you must practice the face that says "wot bin?... ooh.... that bin..... he did it"

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Sheila JossNo sicking up though Worzel Wooface or your Mum will do WORDS and THE LOOK

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Mary HicksOh Worzel you are funny, bet the bacon was yummy

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Gwynneth ManningOh Worzel Luffly Boykin Wooface! I duz go on my holibobs and yew doo findin noo trubble too bee getterin hinto! Bacon inn a bin izz just two mutch very actcheral temptashun for a boy dog, tho!

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Sue EltringhamYour number 3 book arrived yesterday. I'm upto March already! Xxx

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Eileen O'BrienI caught my dog red-pawed last week. Left a tray cooling on worktop with chorizo and sweet potato for dinner while I popped out. Came back in house 2 second later as Id forgot something and he had his paws up on worktop munching our dinner. We thought he was too old to do that now silly us ๐Ÿ˜

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Kym UnthankBusted !

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Erica Jane Ogborngood old Worzel!!!!

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Gill FindlayBiscuit says have you found the tissue box yet, that's great fun to make confetti with

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Kate Bob HammondCat Banks meet Worzel he is having a Roxy day x

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Elaine CooperWorzel....another thing to add to your CV.....bin raiding.x

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Jackie WebbOh oh

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Susan BennettYou loveable little pickle ๐Ÿ˜‚ I bet that bacon was yummylishusious ๐Ÿ™‚ x

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Dee DeeIt's only a matter of time me thinks before they do forgetting and the door will once again be left open. Patients is what's you gotta find for now's.....

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Ginger Foxfunny boy๐Ÿ˜˜

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Sarah TaylorWorzel I forted your book was not out yet???x

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Dawn McKennaYou is quite very hactual a naughty Worzel woo face, but I finks you is a luffly Boykins still xxx

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Judith Otto3 books arrived for me today! x

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Sharon HudsonHope you liked the bacon!!

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Worzel Wooface shared Hubble & Hattie's photo.

Fanking oo kindly Dog Training Weekly. Also phew. I'm very actual quite relieved you did like it!

"What can I write really, that I havenโ€™t about the other two booksโ€ฆโ€ฆ.this is Worzelโ€™s third year and the story continues for this fantastic lurcher and his so funny family. In this wonderful production Worzel has his horizons expanded considerably when he has his first foreign adventure! He also gets to meet another lurcher.. Harry the foster dog, and of course there are those catsโ€ฆ. Yep those cats!!

Very very funny throughout, but also totally real and true to life. Beautiful pictures to enhance the stories are also included.
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It's WOOOOOOOORRRRRZZZZZZEEEEEEELLLLLLL! Hold on to your hats, people: Worzel Wooface's eagerly awaited third book is OUT NOW! 'Three Quite Very Actual Cheers for Worzel Wooface' is on the shelves at H&H HQ โ€ฆ read all about Worzel's adventures โ€ฆ a foreign trip โ€ฆ a new foster 'brother' โ€ฆ plus poems, letters, and advice that could ONLY come from Worzel Wooface! bit.ly/ThreeCheersforWorzelWooface

Fanking oo kindly Dog Training Weekly. Also phew. Im very actual quite relieved you did like it!

What can I write really, that I havenโ€™t about the other two booksโ€ฆโ€ฆ.this is Worzelโ€™s third year and the story continues for this fantastic lurcher and his so funny family. In this wonderful production Worzel has his horizons expanded considerably when he has his first foreign adventure! He also gets to meet another lurcher.. Harry the foster dog, and of course there are those catsโ€ฆ. Yep those cats!!

Very very funny throughout, but also totally real and true to life. Beautiful pictures to enhance the stories are also included.
Total delighted with the third book of this series, I think they just get better and better, and long may it last!

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Pat Berliner SchlueterI love Worzel's posts and reading about all the adventures. I laughed so much at the recent mixed up meeting too. xx

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Tig Siobhan Seaton GeorgeYippeee!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ must get mine asap

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Worzel Wooface added 4 new photos.

We went to see some friends at The Ship Inn on Thursday. We did drive all the way to nearly Hipswich cos they is special and himportant friends wot we don't see a very nuff of. I fink they does fink the same fing about us cos they did drive all the way to the The White Hart to see us. Dad says Mum is never, hever allowed to say men is rubbish at communercating again cos Mum and Liz were very in charge of the arrangements and Dad and John were honly in charge of driving and doing-as-they-were-told.

Mum says there is nuffink wrong a very tall with her communercating. Just her membery. So when she said "meet at the place we met last time, the ship" she forgot about the trip to the White Hart. And Liz did forget wot the White Hart was called... so it was a complete and hutter, erm cock up.

Hexcept - it meant that I did get to have a super cuddle with James-the-Landlord who does know hexactly where I do like to be scritched.

Then I got a fabumazing extra walk down by the river with my Dad whilst Mum did huntangling the mess and muddle of peoples-being-in-the-wrong-pub-miles-from-each-other. And Dad got to say all of his stoopid-bloody-woman words out of the way of Mum's hearholes.
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We went to see some friends at The Ship Inn on Thursday. We did drive all the way to nearly Hipswich cos they is special and himportant friends wot we dont see a very nuff of. I fink they does fink the same fing about us cos they did drive all the way to the The White Hart to see us. Dad says Mum is never, hever allowed to say men is rubbish at communercating again cos Mum and Liz were very in charge of the arrangements and Dad and John were honly in charge of driving and doing-as-they-were-told. 

Mum says there is nuffink wrong a very tall with her communercating. Just her membery. So when she said meet at the place we met last time, the ship she forgot about the trip to the White Hart. And Liz did forget wot the White Hart was called... so it was a complete and hutter, erm cock up.

Hexcept - it meant that I did get to have a super cuddle with James-the-Landlord who does know hexactly where I do like to be scritched. 

Then I got a fabumazing extra walk down by the river with my Dad whilst Mum did huntangling the mess and muddle of peoples-being-in-the-wrong-pub-miles-from-each-other. And Dad got to say all of his stoopid-bloody-woman words out of the way of Mums hearholes.

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Mandy PearceSoz did yous get to meets dem den?

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Chris HatchYour stories really give me that happy feeling, xx

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Mary HicksOops Reminded me of as a child we went to stay with friends and turned up a week early!! Dad and uncle Danny sorted the details. The first week in September Dad thought it meant the week in which September started and Uncle Danny thought it meant the first whole week in Sept !!!!!!!!!! We had a good holibob

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Sheila Josswell that sounds very jolly sensible of your Dad to get those WORDS out of the way well away from your Mum.

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Carol DriverOh dear worzel at least you get to visit two pubs if you are lucky

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Elaine CooperOh Worzel, you are a very wise boykins.xx

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Sandra RobertsonA friend of mine went to France on holiday and booked all the hotels online in advance. When they couldn't find one hotel it turned out she had booked a hotel in a place in Nicaragua with the same name!!! So I guess your Mum wasn't too bad!!

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Kym UnthankHappy Days !

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Elizabeth GeeBut we did have a looverly time Worzel. We all got together in the end. See you in December with a bit of luck. X

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Lynne NicholsonHope it all got sorted. Could be worse i have a homicidal map app on my phone that tried having me walk in a busy road when i asked it for pedestrian directions...... I'm legally blind so decided to find a safer way!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Elizabeth GeeMum and I always sort it in in the end Worze. Let's face it life would be boring if we did everything right all the time.

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Maggie WilloughbyI'm glad you all found each other in the end Worzel!

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Sharon HudsonGlad you got th o visit Worzel! !

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Yiota Panayi DavisOh dear.... but super photos ๐Ÿ’•

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It's binned a Nellavaweek, Mum says.

In no parti-cool-a order we has had:

Good noos
Very sad noos
Bad noos
Work going very quite actual well
Work going so very quite actual badly that Mum started drinking sherry
Then toys gotted thrown outta prams wot isn't very quite true but it's a mettyfour and Mum didn't much care whether anyboddedy hunderstood. And Dad was quite glad Mum didn't have no pram or no toys cos that woulda binned painful. And I woulda hid.
And then Mum tried to cut her fumb off and did a lot of crying wot wasn't about her fumb a very tall happarently but it was a good blinking hexcuse.
Then the toys wot Mum frewed got gived back with quite a lot of sorry words. So everyfing shoulda binned ok again.
But now someboddedy has really, wheely huspet Mum with some rude words...

I fink it's all quite very serious and worrying cos Dad is being, well... helpful. There's binned halmost no tutting or bogging off down the boat a very tall.

I fink it is a good actual job it is Sunday tomorrow cos hopefully the Nellavaweek will be over. And we're all bogging off down the boat tomorrow, not just Dad.

And we will probababbly, possiblbbly, almost definitely, maybe come back.
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Its binned a Nellavaweek, Mum says.

In no parti-cool-a order we has had:

Good noos
Very sad noos
Bad noos
Work going very quite actual well
Work going so very quite actual badly that Mum started drinking sherry
Then toys gotted thrown outta prams wot isnt very quite true but its a mettyfour and Mum didnt much care whether anyboddedy hunderstood. And Dad was quite glad Mum didnt have no pram or no toys cos that woulda binned painful. And I woulda hid.
And then Mum tried to cut her fumb off and did a lot of crying wot wasnt about her fumb a very tall happarently but it was a good blinking hexcuse.
Then the toys wot Mum frewed got gived back with quite a lot of sorry words. So everyfing shoulda binned ok again.
But now someboddedy has really, wheely huspet Mum with some rude words...

I fink its all quite very serious and worrying cos Dad is being, well... helpful. Theres binned halmost no tutting or bogging off down the boat a very tall. 

I fink it is a good actual job it is Sunday tomorrow cos hopefully the Nellavaweek will be over. And were all bogging off down the boat tomorrow, not just Dad.

And we will probababbly, possiblbbly, almost definitely, maybe come back.

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Denise KnivetonOh Worzel hope everyblooming thing gets better xxx

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Pat Berliner SchlueterEnjoy your trip and feel betterer.

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Sara BicknellKeep your head down Worzel. It'll all come out in the wash.

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Viv GarnerLove to allโค๏ธ

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Stella Lewis(((Hugs))) to all

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Becky DimondAll sounds very strenenen-ewous. Hope the start of a new week helps you all. Best to check everybody comes back from bogging off to the boat - don't want no overboard-ness!

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Janice DillnuttGive mum lots an lots of cuddles and hopefully she will feel all betterer ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Pat AllsopKeep you head down worzel it will all be hay ok

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Jan DonaldsonEnjoy your trip, and next week will be better.

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Elaine CooperPoor Mummy, she needs a big cuddle from you handsome Worzel, that will make her feel much better.x

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Lynne NicholsonSending love and hugs to the hoomans and pats and belly rubs to your actual self Worzel. Hopefully being at the boat will blow the bad luck away and a better week will start.

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Carroll TrevorYour poor Mum, do hope the next week is far, far better. I know how you are all feeling, because I have had an hellof a week, too Worzel. Enjoy your sailing and come back happy and relaxed all of you.

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Rupert's Fund NickiThank goodness they have you Worzel to give them cuddles and make it all better xxx thinking of you all x

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Carol CoxI hope muvva's week gets betterer. You have to look after her Worzel

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Ginger Foxlots of Worzel snuggles & TLC for Mum I think. hope things improve๐Ÿ’ž

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Anne Kirchgraber-Mckeeenjoy the boat and the new week, and safe travels ๐Ÿ™‚

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Claire AstonI'm sorry someone has been rude to mum, Worzel. At least dogs are only rude in obvious poo- and bottom- based ways. Have a lovely time on the boat.

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Donna Saundersbut Mr Woo we love mum and yoos two so more love less upsettedness just remember ๐Ÿ’—

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Georgina CoylePoor mum has had a very bad week Worzel & needs lots of cuddles from you & dad!! Hope you have a great day at the boat tomorrow. Please give mum lots of love from Tara, Stephen & me. Here's a photo of Tara on her birthday this week to help cheer mum up. Xxx ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

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Sara-Jayne GainerPoor Worzel's Mummy. You need to go and give her a big hug and love. Mummy needs some TLC and I hope things soon look up for you Mummy Worzel xxxx

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Linda Hopkins CookBkeas you Worzel give mummy a big hug.xxxx

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Susan BennettHope things are better for you all next week ๐Ÿ’ž x

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Pam CohenEverything will look better at sea I hope! Xxx

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Diane MorcomWorzel, mum sounds as though she needs a lot of love and fuss from a particular luffly boykin. So be kind and lovely and you'll make her feel so much better. xx

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Jane PowellDont fall overboard beautiful boy x

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