Last week Dad did have a disaster.
He was moving boats in a very quite usual and normal way and he stucked his foot in the wrong place. And then did sitting down very quite suddenly and his foot bended.
Now, for Dad and for the peoples down in the harbour, this was probababbly very bad luck. But for me (and Mum) it has binned fabumazing cos Dad hasn’t binned able to move or do anyfing down at the harbour.
So we has tooked fuge hadvantage! And persuaded Dad to do fixing of my website wot was a right actual mess. It has taken a lot and a lot of cuppateas to keep Dad sitting in front of Uff the confuser but now it does look booful and very nearly finished.
Mum is trying very quite hard to be actual grateful and pleased with Dad but she keeps having naughty and sneaky feelings about if-she-shoulda-stooded-on-Dad’s-foot a Long. Time. Ago.

PLEASE DO HAVING A LOOK AROUND AND TELL ME WOT YOU VERY ACTUAL FINK!